The story continues with Jared and Jess going on a picnic. But first, we get some moral encouragement from sister Tessica. "And remember, if he runs out of things to say, just smile and ask him if he knew the rancor was scheduled to battle a Krayt dragon shortly after his encounter with Luke Skywalker. You know, small talk."
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A picnic! This is something I didn’t expect. Bring out the day-old pizza and the generic chips and soda! I just hope that the appearance of a weeping, devastated Dawn doesn’t put a damper on the fun.
“Hey, Jared! It’s great to see you! Now that I’m recovered, and while waiting for you to make sure there’s no bad blood between you and your ex, Tess and I decided it’s time to move back to North Dakota. We’re leaving on Wednesday!”
"So where's the food? . . . The picnic food! . . . You're the woman. You're supposed to make the food! . . . Aw, Jeez! I guess we'll have to go to the zoo instead."
-- Scottie McW.
I hope Jared decides to take the short-cut to Picnic Point. He forgot about the heavy rain storm the night before and finds that he has to drive his clunker through an enormous puddle which causes all the duct tape that was holding in the engine to fall off. They are set upon by Knuckles (I'm still hoping to see that guy) who not only steals their day-old pizza, the open bag of stale chips, and the car (he's a mechanic) but sends both Jess and Jared to the hospital.
HelenClark
Tomorrow: As Jared tries to kiss Jess:
Jess: "Jared, get off me! I never would have come with you if I had known you were a heterosexual!"
Jared: "Not again! Dawny!"
The median salary for a Physicians Assistant is $115,000. So how come Jared can't afford a decent car?
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