Saturday, March 26, 2016

Mary Worth 2278

Speaking of variety, sometimes Mary has three arms... sometimes she's all thumbs... and sometimes her face takes on almost cubist dimensions. Spicy!

Friday, March 25, 2016

Mary Worth 2277

This story is really going to help the college students who read Mary Worth make new friends. Tip one: Stop reading Mary Worth, losers.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Mary Worth 2276

I feel like Mary is about to burst into a show tune. So here's a show tune... just because.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Mary Worth 2275


We visited local tourist spots and that seemed to do the trick. Grab your coat! We're headed to the Santa Roymart Warehouse and Mazie's. 

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Mary Worth 2274

"No, Mary, I don't want to talk to you. I want to talk to kids my own age. That's why I came over here... to tell you I don't want to talk to you."

Monday, March 21, 2016

Mary Worth 2273

Dawn! I think we all felt a tinge of excitement this morning when Mary opened her door. I can't wait to find out whose breaking her heart now!

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Mary Worth 2271

Ouch, woman. That man is flirting with you and you just shoot him down again! You are merciless to this guy. One of these days, he's gonna up and leave you for some younger candy striper, and you are ... not even going to notice.

Friday, March 18, 2016

Mary Worth 2270

She practices education the same way she practices medicine and psychology. Without certification.

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Monday, March 14, 2016

Mary Worth 2268

You would think, wouldn't you, Jeff? But actually, the pace was not fast, nor was it exciting. So. Irony.

Did everyone catch yesterday's REVERSE floating head??

And now, dear readers, the Actors Theatre of Greater Metropolitan Santa Royale presents a scene from Mary Worth. (You saw a preview a few days ago, but here's the entire scene.)

Today's full strip