Monday, February 28, 2011

Mary Worth 969

Iris seems to have attempted an abrupt exit from the booth, but Wilbur's drawn out blabbering has forced her to stick around. "How did that go?" she asks retaking her seat, resigned to her fate.

Iris hasn't been in the strip since before I started blogging, but I'm pretty sure she used to look a lot older. Does anyone remember her last name?

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Sunday, February 27, 2011

Mary Worth 968

This wonderful Yiddish expression, which I first heard in Fiddler on the Roof, is generally used when someone says something nice, and someone else wants to use it almost as a prayer. You: "Wanders, one day your blog will make you millions of dollars." Wanders: "From your lips to God's ears."

It does not -- and this is important -- it does not mean that if you eat cookies, God gets one too. I think the expression Wilbur is thinking of is, "A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips."

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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Mary Worth 967

You worry about a lot of things, Wilbur, but clearly you aren't worried about cholesterol as you suck the grease out of another chicken nugget.

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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Mary Worth 966

Okay, I'm a dad. So, I can sympathize with Wilbur's desire to spend time with his daughter and to maintain a certain level of communication. However, inviting her to a movie (too busy), and then to the Most Romantic Restaurant on Planet Earth (not hungry) is more than a bit weird.

Wilbur, may I suggest the following, "Dawn, since even before your mother left me, I have cherished you. Not only do you reflect all of her finest qualities, you have become your own person; an adult with great talent and potential. That you have chosen to live at home while you finish your education is a great joy to me. However, while you choose to live rent free under my roof, there are a few basic standards that I wish to maintain... Now put down your texting machine and make me a ham sandwich."

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Mary Worth 965

Ever since I got you that tin can phone on a string, you do nothing but talk to your friends next door. You send them text messages on paper airplanes you throw out the window, and when the birds sit on the string between the two cans, you send tweets.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Mary Worth 964

This has turned into some sort of bizarre father-daughter version of "Whose Afraid of Virginia Wolf." More booze!

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Monday, February 21, 2011

Mary Worth 963

I'm worried about US too! I'm worried that this story could go on for a whole 'nother week. An entire WEEK!

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Sunday, February 20, 2011

Mary Worth 962

Is that some kind of threat???

Nice try, Mary Worth, but I think I'll continue to read your strip and take my chances.

(And I hope our new readers will take their chances and remember to read their free secret message by holding their cursor over each image.)

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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Mary Worth 961

This is the moment I want to see Dawn's face rise up from inside the monitor, bang on the glass and scream, "Let me OUT! I'm trapped in the Internet world where the rivers are too deep! I was drawn here because I'm a young person who is interested in the minutia of other people's sentences!"

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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Mary Worth 960

What you're seeing are simple sentences because a comic strip is not Charles Dickens. Oh, never mind!