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According to Harlan the Green, Leonardo da Vinci is Gandalf the White.

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Today's installment has EVERYTHING! Where to begin... where to begin... Okay, let's just start with the mysterious shadow on the wall. For some reason, this classroom's overhead florescents just seem to be missing one triangular segment near the corner of the classroom... but wait a minute... where's the corner of the classroom? Spooky. Moving on. Professor Jones's Easter suit is dapperly accented with a carrot shaped tie. Oh, how I wish it were orange. Missed opportunity for an art professor to really nail down his reputation for fashion, color and design. And thank you for writing "art history" on that oh-so-last-century chalk board so late in the semester, just in case someone wasn't quite sure what they'd been studying. And, why is there a desk at the front of the classroom? I thought this was college, but perhaps it is fourth grade.

And for those who have experienced it, nothing is more difficult than losing a professor just before finals. Everything is up in the air and you have no idea how to prepare. Dawn is going to be a basket case!

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Good ol' James. Always starting clubs and stuff. And that crazy folding table he's always setting up in obscure places, like near the Student House. Let's see how fast Dawn can get away from this geek.

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"All my friends are one variety: White. I wonder if I can find another color?"

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And that's why there's MeetUp: "Neighbors getting together to learn something, do something, share something..." After you try MeetUp, you'll never need Mary Worth again!

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Speaking of variety, sometimes Mary has three arms... sometimes she's all thumbs... and sometimes her face takes on almost cubist dimensions. Spicy!

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This story is really going to help the college students who read Mary Worth make new friends. Tip one: Stop reading Mary Worth, losers.

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I feel like Mary is about to burst into a show tune. So here's a show tune... just because.

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We visited local tourist spots and that seemed to do the trick. Grab your coat! We're headed to the Santa Roymart Warehouse and Mazie's. 

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"No, Mary, I don't want to talk to you. I want to talk to kids my own age. That's why I came over here... to tell you I don't want to talk to you."