Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Mary Worth 550

That's a great idea. By the way, whose book were you selling on August 7th?

And podcasting is another great word to use in these Modern Times! Tons of money to be made there. Hey, maybe you could even start one of those web-logs on the Internets, or as the kids call them, Blogs! You'll be rich in no time and never have to leave home again. Take my word for it.

Time for another Not-A-Real-Contest™ contest: It looks like Delilah is thinking of writing a book. I'd love to hear your predictions for her title. The winner picks a song for our beloved Charterstone Jukebox. As always, Not-A-Real-Contest™ contests are not real contests.

Today's Full Strip

25 comments:

pamster said...

"How to Make Decisions and Stick to Them" by Delilah Jonis (former child prodigy)

Chester said...

"The Complete Rodgers and Hammerstein Guidebook"

"Patio Furniture for Dummies"

viscosity said...

"Salmon Squares, Stalkers and Scotsmen : Growing up as a Charterstone Prodigy"

duckduckgoose said...

"The Time Traveler's Wife"

Vicki said...

"The Ideal Couple: Practical Ways to Show True Love". -and-

"Making a Difference with Headbands" by Delilah Jonis

Anonymous said...

"Family-planning for Dummies"

Duckduckgoose said...

"Musicals, Midriffs, and Mary Worth: Marriage Therapy for Modern Times"

tuffenuf said...

"I Know What Happened to the $50,000, and other tales of disappearing funds" by L. Jonis and D.B. Cooper

Chester the Prodigy said...

"Be a Child Prodigy in 30 Days"

Maggie said...

"Interview with a Vampire: my Summer with Mary Worth."

djangosmom said...

I vote for Maggie's Interview with a Vampire:My Summer with Mary Worth. I laughed out loud!

So Lawrence wants to reach people off road? He doesn't look like the type to do ANYTHING off road.

Numbat said...

"These are a Few of My Favourite Flings"

"The Prozac Guide to Happy Talky Talk"

Numbat said...

"These are a Few of My Favourite Flings"

"The Prozac Guide to Happy Talky Talk"

Anonymous said...

"Salmon Squares For the Soul"

Anonymous said...

the endless hotel room or B=blond with glasses in hotel lobby

Anonymous said...

Remembering Charley: A Night of Passion

duckduckgoose said...

I vote for Numbat's "These are a Few of My Favorite Flings" ... which would work nicely on the Jukebox!

It would be so fun if someone was to rewrite the lyrics as well...

duckduckgoose said...

if someone were to...??

Chester (for the soul) said...

Anon: "Salmon Squares For the Soul"

I love it!!!

pandagrandma said...

Here's a couple:

"It's Complicated: Translating Love into Practical Terms"

"Major Life Decisions: Overcoming a Patio Furniture Obsession"

"Just Friends" by Delilah Jonis and Charley Smith

Vicki said...

This is too rich! You guys are ALL cracking me up!!!

Duckduckgoose: Love your alliteration in "Musicals, Midriffs, Mary Worth" etc...

Lawrence just wanted to say the word "podcasting" because it's a really cool word. He is so hip to these modern times, I tell ya'.

djangosmom said...

"Delilah's NeverEnding Story"

Unknown said...

"Charlie Was a Rolling Charterstone"

"DELILAH: A Rare, Otherworldly Prodigy"

"Living in the Valley With Lawrence"

"Bloody Mary is the Girl for Me: How My Almost-Surrogate Mother Used South Pacific to Bludgeon Me into Saving My Marriage"

and finally:

"Delilah: Love someone tonight"

Gold-Digging Nanny said...

"Art of a Kind: Pinups, Pornography and Prudes"

"How to Succeed at Marriage by Failing at Adultery"

"How 'South Pacific' Saved My Lackluster Marriage"

pandagrandma said...

"How to Succeed at Marriage Without Really Trying"