Too many words. I wasn't going to even bother with today's strip because of all the words, but then I spotted that magical phrase #*&^% and my curiosity was up. Mary Worth, once again appealing to our baser instincts.
Today's Full Strip
Every dollar will go to rehabilitate Santa Royale's lost souls: Jill Black, Dan Smithers, Nola Wolvenson (REHABILITATED), Bonnie Johnson (REHABILITATED), Helen Clark and especially Wanders himself.