Thursday, January 11, 2018

Mary Worth 2788

"How was I? Well, I continued seeing my art history professor while dating my married boss. So... I had a few rough patches."


KitKat said...

"I had some rough patches, but Gold Bond Cream took care of them in no time!"

"Well Dawn, I got sunburned on Bogota Beach, but Gold Bond Lotion took care of it!"

At the gym I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt that read "I GOT ZACKED!" She was blonde, but she wasn't Iris. Maybe Wilbur needs one of those shirts, size XXXL.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"Muffin Afterglow: The Reunion".

Rough patches, over.
See. Missed.

Anonymous said...

Aw, that's sweet. Looks like these two will be free for dinner with each other for a long time.

-- Scottie McW.

LouiseF said...

Wow, the muffins accomplished all that?! Suddenly Wilbur is inspired to be an involved dad again.The magic of Mary Worth! Just more evidence that those muffins should be nominated for a Worthy in the category of Best Recurring Character. I know it's early in the year, but you know they will show up again in the next six months, this time with apple bits and walnuts.

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

Dawn's rough patches include that hot Santa Royale Community College student going out with her Dad's ex-girlfriend instead of Dawn AND that aloof hunk Tommy Beedie ignoring her! No wonder Dawn isn't a fan of Iris.

I think they cut off part of the dialogue. It should be:
DAWN: "I missed you almost as much as I missed Mary's muffins!"

Michael Beaumier said...

“But I got ‘em waxed.”

Thanks, Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week. Also forever.