Thursday, November 12, 2020

Mary Worth 3496

Would you like some banana bread with your butter?

5 comments:

KitKat said...

Some people who are members of Alcoholics Anonymous say they are "friends of Bill W." (referring to Bill Wilson, a co-founder of AA). I guess Tommy can say he's a friend of Mary W.

When I was a little girl, my doll dishes were larger than Mary's plates.

Nance said...

Today's (thoroughly bored) Boldface Haiku is titled

"Bullet Points From The Diary Of Mike Pence".

Resisted struggle!
Proud long way.
Easy desperate.
That give up!

KitKat said...

Nance, today’s BFH zinger made me realize that Mary and Mike have the same color hair. I’m hoping that a fly will land on Mary’s head tomorrow. Imagine how distracted Tommy would be, hahahahaha.

Anonymous said...


"Remember when you were jobless, addicted, and desperate? Well, you're not addicted so much anymore, and you've got a crappy job, so now you're down to only desperate! I'd say that's real linear progress."

-- Scottie McW.

P.S. Jukebox suggestion: Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love."

Chester the Dog said...

Tommy, there are plenty of cashiers at Freda's.