Monday, September 5, 2022

Mary Worth 4017

It's important to clarify for all of Mary Worth's international readers that this is a U.S. holiday. You may not realize this but Mary Worth is extremely popular in France, like Jerry Lewis.

8 comments:

fauxprof said...

This is as close to a pool party as we’re going to get, I guess. I wonder if Mary is still trying to finish “Highlander”?

meg said...

At last! We see the big, beautiful wall FPOTUS built to keep the teeming hordes of Santa Royale’s other condos out of Charterstone. And Mary is wearing the very latest style of asymmetrical swimsuits. No wonder the French love her, right, Hugo?

Oui, my countrymen love La Belle Mary and Le Grand Jerry! Viva la France!

KitKat said...

It’s a Charterstone Kiddie Pool Party! Maximum occupancy 3 adults, or 2.5 if one is 5 ft 11 in. tall or taller.

That’s not “Highlander,” it’s the latest edition of the “Mary Worth Concise Encyclopedia of Meddling.” Mary’s checking to be sure her publisher didn’t sneak in any unauthorized edits.

Anonymous said...


Is that not the most unattractive swimsuit you've ever seen? (Outside of Wilbur's Speedo, of course.)

-- Scottie McW.

Tim said...

Does Mary pause her meddling on statutory holidays? The guy sitting on the edge of the pool looks he could use a muffin.

Anonymous said...

That was nice of Toby to invite Cal to the pool party.

HelenClark

Ian Cameron, PhD said...

Don't forget that in addition to her interminable stint as Jeff's insignificant other, Mary is the widow of the legendary Wall Street Wizard, Jack Worth. As a natural archenemy of the proletariat, I'm sure she's inwardly seething at being forced to honor and recognize the labor movement while she peers languidly at her copy of Kiplinger's Personal Finance (with an increasingly dog-eared Highlander tucked into the middle).

Steve said...

You are spot on, Dr. Cameron. Mary has never had to debase herself by having a job. In fact, you are one of the few Charterstone residents to have one.