It's important to clarify for all of Mary Worth's international readers that this is a U.S. holiday. You may not realize this but Mary Worth is extremely popular in France, like Jerry Lewis.
At last! We see the big, beautiful wall FPOTUS built to keep the teeming hordes of Santa Royale’s other condos out of Charterstone. And Mary is wearing the very latest style of asymmetrical swimsuits. No wonder the French love her, right, Hugo?
Oui, my countrymen love La Belle Mary and Le Grand Jerry! Viva la France!
It’s a Charterstone Kiddie Pool Party! Maximum occupancy 3 adults, or 2.5 if one is 5 ft 11 in. tall or taller.
That’s not “Highlander,” it’s the latest edition of the “Mary Worth Concise Encyclopedia of Meddling.” Mary’s checking to be sure her publisher didn’t sneak in any unauthorized edits.
Don't forget that in addition to her interminable stint as Jeff's insignificant other, Mary is the widow of the legendary Wall Street Wizard, Jack Worth. As a natural archenemy of the proletariat, I'm sure she's inwardly seething at being forced to honor and recognize the labor movement while she peers languidly at her copy of Kiplinger's Personal Finance (with an increasingly dog-eared Highlander tucked into the middle).
You are spot on, Dr. Cameron. Mary has never had to debase herself by having a job. In fact, you are one of the few Charterstone residents to have one.
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This is as close to a pool party as we’re going to get, I guess. I wonder if Mary is still trying to finish “Highlander”?
At last! We see the big, beautiful wall FPOTUS built to keep the teeming hordes of Santa Royale’s other condos out of Charterstone. And Mary is wearing the very latest style of asymmetrical swimsuits. No wonder the French love her, right, Hugo?
Oui, my countrymen love La Belle Mary and Le Grand Jerry! Viva la France!
It’s a Charterstone Kiddie Pool Party! Maximum occupancy 3 adults, or 2.5 if one is 5 ft 11 in. tall or taller.
That’s not “Highlander,” it’s the latest edition of the “Mary Worth Concise Encyclopedia of Meddling.” Mary’s checking to be sure her publisher didn’t sneak in any unauthorized edits.
Is that not the most unattractive swimsuit you've ever seen? (Outside of Wilbur's Speedo, of course.)
-- Scottie McW.
Does Mary pause her meddling on statutory holidays? The guy sitting on the edge of the pool looks he could use a muffin.
That was nice of Toby to invite Cal to the pool party.
HelenClark
Don't forget that in addition to her interminable stint as Jeff's insignificant other, Mary is the widow of the legendary Wall Street Wizard, Jack Worth. As a natural archenemy of the proletariat, I'm sure she's inwardly seething at being forced to honor and recognize the labor movement while she peers languidly at her copy of Kiplinger's Personal Finance (with an increasingly dog-eared Highlander tucked into the middle).
You are spot on, Dr. Cameron. Mary has never had to debase herself by having a job. In fact, you are one of the few Charterstone residents to have one.
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