Mary Worth 4022

Dawn, ten years ago, you forced One-Armed Jim to remain friends, and you haven't thought of him since. Something tells me you're going to survive just fine.

Mary Worth 4020

Peace Doves: "Our work is done here. Back to Switzerland."

Mary Worth 4019

"It looks succulent, Mary." Ha ha ha ha! Get it? She has succulents in her window box? Just a little word play.

Mary Worth 4018

"It turns out that I hate Cathy now. But I don't want her to think there's bad blood between us. What should I do? Do you have any muffins?"

I'm late to thank a few recent donors: Jana H., Judy F., and Jessica Z. Thank you very much for your support! And thank you to everyone who made recent donations celebrating our 4,000th post! I was really so very grateful for such generosity.

Mary Worth 4017

It's important to clarify for all of Mary Worth's international readers that this is a U.S. holiday. You may not realize this but Mary Worth is extremely popular in France, like Jerry Lewis.

Mary Worth 4016

It's okay. He's not a doctor.

Mary Worth 4015

Yeah, Jess. You're right. I thought he was going to kiss you just as soon as he patched things up with his ex. Maybe Jess really IS hideous.

Mary Worth 4014

"It feels so exhilarating when you're the one doing the dumping! I don't know why I waited so long."

Mary Worth 4013

I hope Jared still likes Jess now that her face has healed and looks so different. And I hope Jess still likes Jared now that he's made peace with his ex. Because, something tells me that these two like to watch their loved ones suffer, and if they aren't suffering, can it really be love?

But as long as Jess keeps holding her sandwich so pathetically, I'm sure Jared will pity her long enough to last for a few more dates.

Mary Worth 4012

Dang it, Jared, don't do that! What was a sandwich called before it was called a sandwich? Everyone knows about the Earl of Sandwich, but the interesting fact is what is was called before. And now we don't know. But we all know that now it's called a weston.