That's what the world needs. A Mary Worth cake topper!
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Friday, January 18, 2013
Mary Worth 1,511
C'mon Mary! It's already perfect! At least your side of the cake is. John's side of the cake is nothing more than a few unicorns and a corn cob.
I for one am going to really enjoy 2013, watching John and Mary practice making this genius cake over and over and over again.
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Mary Worth 1,510
The contest's theme is The Beauty of Nature, and John's cake, The Evolution of Man, addresses the theme perfectly as a human arm rises from the pink primordial sludge after having invented the wheel.
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Mary Worth 1,509
Just a timely reminder that we are a family friendly blog. No matter how lewd and coarse this strip becomes, we will always maintain a higher standard. Prurient and salacious innuendo will not be tolerated.
Thank you,
The Condo Board
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Mary Worth 1,508
It's almost cute to watch John Dill try to assert his authority over Mary Worth. Maybe if he sang her this song...
Monday, January 14, 2013
Mary Worth 1,507
Mary really has her heart set on first prize. It's as if she's been "prepping" her entire life for this moment. But she may be surprised to learn that the competitive cake designing community is a very broad based, devoted and supportive community. I've been doing some online browsing of cake competitions and forums, and I've learned two things: One, Cake decorators aren't out to "win." They're out to design really cool cakes, and to support one another; and two, team entries are rarely allowed!
But go team Dillworth!
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Mary Worth 1,506
Whenever Mary Worth starts talking about her compulsion to help others, I can't help thinking of the greatest monologue ever written. For those of you who weren't reading Mary Worth in 2008, you will really enjoy it. Heck we all will. And I'm so glad to learn that Blonde Jeff has the same compulsion. I'm hoping that he has his own monologue to tell.
Friday, January 11, 2013
Mary Worth 1,505
Judging by his car, I believe Jeff is now fund raising for breast cancer awareness.
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Mary Worth 1,504
After driving a day, a night, and a day (panel 1), Jeff and Mary continue to discuss her involvement with John Dill. And in so doing, Mary makes perhaps the boldest New Year's resolution ever. Mary Worth, meddler extraordinary, will limit herself to one good deed for the entire year. However, this being only January, she will either fail miserably or this will be one heck of a long story.
By the way, thanks everybody for your fun feedback on the Worthy Awards. And thanks also to those of you who threw a few donations into the tip jar. As for those who felt cheated by Chin Napkin's loss, I can only say that we have such high expectations for Chin Napkin, and this year he just didn't measure up. But please don't boycott the sponsors. In fact, please patronize the sponsors as much as possible. The Worthy Awards are expensive! So much gold painted plastic on those loving cups.
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
The 2012 Worthy Awards
Tonight the stars come out to shine as we celebrate the outstanding achievements of 2012 in the popular serial comic strip Mary Worth. There's a lot planned for this special evening, and the condo board has been working harder than ever to make sure this evening is as fantastic as ghost pie!
So without further ado, let's get things started with an exciting opening musical number.
Each year, we begin our honors with a special tribute to a Mary Worth character who died during the course of the year. This year, the coveted Worthy Award for best dead character goes to Jim's dead sister Merry!
Congratulations, Merry! Enjoy your trophy in heaven! You will live on in Jim, and creepily, in his girlfriend as well.
And now, dear readers, your votes have been counted. Thousands of votes were cast this year, making the 2012 Worthy Awards our biggest ever (with a special thanks to Josh at the Comics Curmudgeon for encouraging everyone to vote).
Mary's Big Computer
Big Rubber Finger
Chin Napkin
Jim's New Arm
And the Worthy Award goes to:
Congratulations to Jim and his new arm. It's been a well liked arm and is working out really well. Plus, it's helped Jim suppress his moody dark side.
Guest characters play a special role in Mary Worth. Each year, several strangers wander into the story and steal our hearts as Mary Worth meddles away their sense of independence and self esteem. And now...
The nominees for OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A GUEST CHARACTER in 2012 are:
Magical Hobo
Nola Wolvenson
Emily Smith from Goleta
Jim
And the Worthy Award goes to:
Jim
This is one-armed Jim's first Worthy Award. It's true -- he may not have won Dawn Weston's heart, but who among us could resist the charm of a wanna-be Aquaman afraid of the ocean.
This year, profanity played a special part in Mary Worth. A very special part. Never before had we seen four symbol words used so prolifically (or even at all). But this year, people were swearing all over the place. Each time an obscenity crossed the lips of one of Mary Worth's guest characters (never would an established character use such language), we had a heightened sense of the tensions that drove each person toward their ultimate destiny.
The nominees for OUTSTANDING USE OF PROFANITY in 2012 are:
Dan Smithers
Nola Wolvenson
Wayne the Kidnapper
Cruise Ship Passenger
Cruise Ship Captain
And the winner is:
Or is that Curse Ship Captain? Ha ha ha ha.
Mary Worth's established characters provide a sense of continuity in Santa Royale. Often observers of the Worthiverse around them, from time to time, established characters rise to play a pivotal role in the chain of events.
Wilbur Weston
Dawn Weston
And the winner is:
Wilbur Weston
Oh my gosh! This is Wilbur's third Worthy in a row! Wilbur Weston THREEPEATS!! It's never been done before! He's bigger than Tom Hanks. He's bigger than Spencer Tracy! He is bigger than Tom Hanks and Spencer Tracy put together!!
And now, all Mary Worth stories are made of moments we never forget:
The nominees for OUTSTANDING PANEL of 2012 are:
And the winner is:
Really no surprise here whatsoever.
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for:
The nominees for OUTSTANDING STORY of 2012 are:
And the outstanding story for 2012 is:
Life is Brutal
But no matter what happens, we'll always have Mountview.
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