Whatever you do, don't look directly at the acrobats. It will only encourage them.
Sunday, January 31, 2016
Saturday, January 30, 2016
Mary Worth 2238
Compelled by the knowledge that their working life is growing shorter every minute, the acrobats REFUSE to leave the stage, even during INTERMISSION!
Friday, January 29, 2016
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Mary Worth 2236
When you re-encounter an old crush, one of two things will happen. You'll either start singing Garth Brooks' "Unanswered Prayers," or your heart will get stomped on all over again. Mary has completely used John Dill to entertain little Olive and now all that remains are a few parting gifts and his tears. Inside each muffin, John has carefully baked a note hand-scribed with this message, "I will love you forever. Please call me. 202-555-CAKE."
Unfortunately, Mary and Olive are about to donate the muffins to the faithful hobo. Ultimately, the hobo will get a job at the bakery, thus fulfilling Olive's food service vision. Funny how things seem to work out.
Monday, January 25, 2016
Mary Worth 2235
It's nice to see some things never change... Even though he's trained under Chef Pierre for three years, John Dill's cake vision remains largely unaltered.
Saturday, January 23, 2016
Mary Worth 2234
Oh, yes. John Dill has become a master of restraint. If he was more impulsive, he'd have to deal with mother nature!
Thursday, January 21, 2016
Monday, January 18, 2016
Mary Worth 2232
A white puzzle to commemorate Martin Luther King Jr Day. Challenging, but insulting.
Friday, January 15, 2016
Mary Worth 2231
Won't your friends be impressed with your new timepiece, Olive? Oh, wait. Sorry. You're too special for friends.
Thursday, January 14, 2016
Mary Worth 2230
I like to practice gratitude by asking other people to give me money for the homeless when I'm already carrying a five dollar bill in my pocket.
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
The Eighth Annual Worthy Awards
Welcome to the eighth annual Worthy Awards, celebrating outstanding achievement in the Mary Worth comic strip during 2015, brought to you by Splak - the breakfast cereal with as much fiber as a mighty oak.
It's the event of the year! And you've played a very important part. Thousands of votes were cast, but two categories came within two votes to determine the winner. Yes, every vote counts.
But first, to get things started, here's Dionne Warwick and the Green Jacket Dancers!
Thank you awkward Asian woman for turning off the video playing machine!
And now, on to our first category.
Outstanding Costume Design
It's not always the amazing stories we remember in Mary Worth. Sometimes, it is the amazing costumes. This year's nominees for Outstanding Costume Design are:
Ian Cameron for "Not-So-Little Green Jacket"
Adam Miller for "Everybody was Kung Foo Fighting"
Terry Bryson for "Mod Squad"
Terry Bryson for "Little Orphan Terry"
And the winner is:
Ian Cameron for "Not-So-Little Green Jacket"
And now...
Outstanding Set Decoration
We had some wonderful set pieces this year! The nominees are:
Carnival Cones
Pretty Big Computer-Like Thing
Deep Seated Therapy Couch
Looking Out Looking In
Pretty Big Computer-Like Thing
Each year, we look forward to making new friends with guest characters, but two of this year's nominees were returning friends! The nominees are:
Terry Bryson
Amy Dingdon
Evy Taylor
Hilton Berkes
Taxi Driver
Taxi Driver
Where would we be without our floating heads? Lost, never knowing who anyone was ever gossiping about! This year's nominees are...
Adam Miller
Ian Cameron
Olive Taylor
Sean Hastings
Sean Hastings
Perhaps the favorite category, Panel of the Year seems to be the most anticipated and discussed category throughout the year. This year nominees are...
Up, Up and Away
Tastes Like Chicken
The Dirtiest Thing in my Home
Isn't it Romantic?
The Giant Dip
Can I Give You a Hand in the Kitchen?
Isn't it Romantic?
The most coveted of all Worthies, the nominees are...
Ian Cameron in "Show Me the Green Money Card"
Jeff Cory M.D. in "One Fish Two Fish"
Mary Worth in "If Auntie Mame is Boring and Sanctimonious"
Toby Cameron in "I Have an Art Show to Crash"
Toby Cameron in "I Have an Art Show to Crash"
And now, the moment we have all been waiting for. This year's nominees for Story of the Year are...
Christmas (and Easter?) in New York
Hanna Dingdon Gets Her Man... and his apartment
I Guess I Love you After All
Breaking Up is Hard to Read About
I Guess I Love you After All
... Wait a minute... Okay, folks. I have to apologize. Let me just take control of this. This is exactly what's on the card. I will take responsibility for this. It was my mistake. It was on the card. I don't know how I got so confused. The real winner of the Story of the Year Worthy is...
Breaking Up is Hard to Read About
Could someone please take the Worthy Award out of Terry Bryson's ice cold hands and give it to Toby Cameron? I'm serious, "Breaking Up" beat "I Guess I Love You" by one vote. Just one vote. No, get that trophy away from her before she flings open every door and escapes. And get Adam Miller's trophy and give it to Ian Cameron. No, he's easy to catch. Just take the trophy away. There you go. Okay, that's all worked out. Everyone happy except Terry and Adam? Okay, good.
Thanks to our sponsor Splak, Dionne Warwick, and especially you! On behalf of the entire Condo Board, we'll see you next year!
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