Mary Worth 2425

Nothing like seeing devastation in foreign countries to put one in the mood for travel!

Happy Halloween everyone. I hope you have been enjoying the Charterstone Halloween Party Playlist on the jukebox.

Mary Worth 2424

Well, any guesses? I'm really scratching my head to come up with something I'd be interested in. I mean, seriously, what could Wilbur Weston, over-eating, lazy Wilbur Weston possibly have to tell us unless he's somehow figured out a way to pay his daughter's tuition bills. Because if he can pay a college tuition while writing a daily advice column for the local rag, with the occasional Survivor story, I want to know how. And I want in on the scheme.

Mary Worth 2423

I looked at Mary's face, and it really made me think about how quickly things can change.

Mary Worth 2422

Well, Japan was good to Wilbur. He lost weight AND grew more hair. Sign me up.

Mary Worth 2421

Of course, if he is back, Iris probably got there first and is telling him all about how she mothered Tommy to recovery from his opiate addiction. If Mary hurries, we'll get to hear all about it.

Mary Worth 2420

...She says with a glance towards the kitchen. Better get started on those muffins. You don't want Wilbur to be disappointed.

Mary Worth 2419

You know what is really great for an attitude adjustment? Vicodin.

Mary Worth 2418

If you want to give me a gift, don't give me a book - unless it is a collection of Mary Worth cartoons (thanks Toots McGee). When I get a book as a gift, it feels like a homework assignment. I don't get a lot of reading time, so I make sure to get a book I'll love, and if I don't like it, I stop reading it. Now, we all know Iris is talking about the Bible, so that's a little bit different, but I've never heard anyone refer to the Bible so coyly as "a book," unless they were about to give you one. So, if you'd like a free book, here's one.

Mary Worth 2417

I have no idea what they're talking about because I can't stop thinking, Yoga Pants??

Mary Worth 2416

"Iris must be pleased... with the advice I gave her to spend more time with her son. Yes, I've done it again. It's time for my victory lap."