Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Mary Worth 2720

This is fun. Come up with your own advice column and I'll post my favorites.

20 comments:

Peggy Olson said...

Typing in the dark will strain your eyes and lead to headaches.

KitKat said...

When you've worn off all the characters on the keys, it's time to shop for a new computer.

Dave in Parma said...

-- True love doesn't always appear in Bogata.

--My laptop screen is bigger than the keyboard and hangs out too far when closed.

Anonymous said...


My advice to you is don't let other people tell you what to do.

Get it?

-- Scottie McW.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Ghost In The Machine: Mary Is Held In Thrall By The Wise Words Of Computer Again."

"True love doesn't always appear
as we expect it.
Romantic,
Less real."

Nance said...

--Food is better than Prozac.

fauxprof said...

If you need a font this big, it’s time to visit an ophthalmologist.

r u ok? said...

True love is as true love does

When you feel like true love doesn't exist go outside and cut all the blooms off of every rose bush you can find

Darth Curt said...

- To quote a power ballad of the 80s "If you've got love in your sights
Watch out, love bites"

LouiseF said...

If you can't tell the difference between someone asking your opinion and asking your advice, it's time to find a new gig.

Gina said...

Wuv, twue wuv . . .

Downpuppy said...

Always keep a spare in case your plot is derailed.

Wool Worth said...

Listen to your tummy brain. When that doesn't work, travel across the country and stay several months with a wealthy family in NYC you barely know. Take their young daughter, to whom you are not related, out of school and visit tourist sites the child has seen before. The family will appreciate it.

Sandi Ego said...

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.

Duckduck Goose said...
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Duckduck Goose said...

Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby... generally.

Anonymous said...


Go on a cruise! Eat well! Fold towels! Get your picture taken! Have a fling with a lounge singer!

No, wait.

-- S. McW.

Chester the Dog said...

Ride a horse on the beach, but make sure the horse smokes cigarettes.

Anonymous said...

Use caution. Your Speedo may disappear in rough surf.

meg said...

Thursday:
Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched, and don’t read today’s strip if you’re actually expecting something to happen.