Saturday, February 23, 2019

Mary Worth 3073

Honesty in spades.

30 comments:

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

This conversation is ridiculous. Unless you're a scammer, of course you're going to put your real age. "Hopefully you'll get it in return". ARRRGH! What is wrong with these two? In addition, the trite paragraph Estelle is going to put in her profile looks like something KM got out of "Online dating for Dummies".

KitKat said...

Bingo on your secret message, Wanders!

Based on Estelle's wish list, Wilbur Weston stacks up well:

Serious: We all remember Wilbur's deep questions and self inquiry as he sat cliffside at Lookout Point, contemplating his next step.
Funny: He's been a source of high amusement to all of us in the Worthiverse for years.
Enjoys cooking: Wilbur would LOVE Estelle's cooking 24/7!
Enjoys travel:,A no brainer: His far-flung travels include Beautiful Italy, Antarctica, Bogota, Japan...
Enjoys music: His shower sessions are legendary!

I don't know Wilbur's thoughts about cats, and being smart is not in his wheelhouse (to put it mildly), but nobody's perfect. Give him a tumble, Estelle!

Michael Beaumier said...

Be sure to include your real Social Security number and your real address, too. Keep it real, Estelle!

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"And Raindrops On Roses And Whiskers On Kittens!".

Serious smart, funny,
Cats, cooking, music, traveling!
Somewhere!
Real...60! Honest!
In return!

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Bravo KitKat!! Wilbur is definite match! The only thing is he and Libby may fight for the scraps on the floor.

Anonymous said...


Smart, funny, and enjoys cats, cooking, music, and traveling, as well as you. Yeah, that shouldn't be too hard.

You left out popsicles, icicles, long walks on the beach, and wishing on a star.

-- Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...

I think you're right, KitKat. Especially since Estelle didn't add handsome and physically fit to her list. Wilbur is perfect!

fauxprof said...

I’ll also vote for Wilbur. I don’t think he’d have a problem with Libby, as long as she doesn’t encroach on his sandwiches. The fact that Wilbur isn’t very smart shouldn’t pose a difficulty, since Estelle seems to be a pretty dim bulb in comparison. A couple of potential drawbacks—his tendency towards stalking behavior, and of course, Dawn.

Tim said...
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Anonymous said...

Careful, Tim. You're starting to sound a little like old man Wynters. Have you thought about adopting a dog?

Maxwell Bacon said...

Libby approves! ... meow!

MDMaryTed said...

Go old school Estelle! Attend one of the apartment complex pool parties and have Wilbur and Saul fight over you. Whoever survives Mary's salmon puffs wins you.

KitKat said...

SUNDAY

Estelle's profile needed more thought before she posted it. Listing "likes cats" so prominently puts her in cat hoarder territory, a turn-off. "Romantic fiction" could be bodice-ripper fantasies/Harlequin paperbacks, and "creative cooking" evokes "100 Ways to Cook with Splak."
The biggest red flag is coupling "likes cats" with "likes travel" Our household has included cats for decades, and NONE of them had a jot of interest in travel. Even a 10-minute drive to the vet is too much.Will Libby, the Demon Feline, accompany Estelle on her travels, or will Estelle con Mary into cat sitting? In the latter case, Dr. Jeff will make himself scarce. Mary and Libby can eat lamb together.

LouiseF said...

Can’t help noticing how expressive Libby is in each panel. Think she’s fantasizing about al the corners she’s going to pee in when Estelle leaves her home to go gallivanting with Mr. Right.

Anonymous said...

A single friend of mine (58 years old) is on both Bumble and Tinder.
There's a age range selector. He's not looking at 60...

"SilverDater" is likely 60+. This means Estelle at the low range.
She's going to attract a 70+ guy who is looking for someone with a car and good health care.

For Estelle to think that honesty is optional is a serious character flaw.

And Estelle need to know she's "selling" not "buying". No guy cares what she wants.

Who doesn't want smart and funny and likes to eat (and who doesn't think they're smart and funny and likes to eat)?

All Estelle has transmitted is "has a cat" and "likes to travel" - which are contradictory or expensive.

But I overthink things....



Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Estelle must have the most horrible dating profile I’ve ever read: she’s mentioned the whole “loves cats” thing twice, along with “music”. Like KitKat, “creative cooking” thing evoked thoughts of Splak (with a dash of Kelk). Instead of repeating her wishes that her ideal man be just like her, just put “am looking for a man to share all of this with”. Well, maybe not the Barbara Cartland novels, though.

This is going to end in tears. I suggest she go down the hall and throw herself at Myster Wynter.

Anonymous said...

Well, you all might snark about Estelle's profile, but Libby is IM-PRESSED!!!

Anonymous said...

MONDAY 02/25

Mary has the muffin prep thing going this morning. Planning ahead for the upcoming Estelle meddle.

Anonymous said...


Nothing was certainly ventured in today's strip.

-- S. McW.

Anonymous said...

I just got back from a week of skiing. What's Libby doing back? I thought my browser brought up a page from months ago!! Looks like lunch time is catch up time.

KitKat said...

That's a big bowl o' muffin batter, and the way Mary's grasping that wooden spoon makes my wrist ache. The skinny handle might snap and hit Mary in the scnozz, ha ha.

Judging by Mary's calendar, it's always the Infinite Now in the Worthiverse.

Carlye said...

Can we hope that Estelle is headed out for her first date with that character, Ted Miller?

meg said...

Dear Estelle-may I call you Estelle?-

What a wonderful coincidence! I just happened to see you in San Diego last month when you were having your photograph taken at Planet Hollywood. I was so struck by your luminous beauty, and your (extremely expensive) Hermès handbag, that I actually attempted to speak to you, but I couldn’t get near you in the crowd. And now I have a second chance, if you are so gracious as to contact me. I am still in San Diego, settling some matters (MW 3/2/18), but I would happily travel to Santa Royale to meet you. Do you know the restaurant Le Chien D’Amour? I would love to dine there with you- be sure to bring your fabulous handbag! I have a new idea about a business you may be interested in.

Yours, in hope we will meet again,

Ted Miller (you’ll find I’m quite a character)

Chester the Dog said...

60 is NOT a senior.

Anonymous said...


Maybe Estelle's date will be wearing a tuxedo gown.

-- S. McW.

Carlye said...

@Chester: I have to agree. I'm 66, and I don't consider myself a senior. I'm still working full-time.

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

@Chester and @Carlyle I'm 62 and I'm not a senior. I take exception when I read articles in the news where they call someone over 60 "elderly".

Tuesday: Speaking of elderly, Estelle's date looks like he crawled out of the grave. He makes the Cryptkeeper look young.

Anonymous said...

@RWP, His tie is tucked into his pants. Nice touch, Brigman!! And where has that left index finger been?

Chester the Dog said...

Next on Laverne and Shirley....

Didn't Estelle see this clowns photograph on his profile?

Anonymous said...

If she's 60 then I'm 217!