Saturday, April 4, 2020

Mary Worth 3329

Perfect advice, Mary: "Make the right choice." Very helpful.

9 comments:

KitKat said...

“Yes, and I made the RIGHT choice. However, you being the airhead that you are, dear, you’re bound to screw things up and ruin your life. Now hand me that watering can so I can drown these roses.”

Boy, you can’t get lame advice like “you’ll know when you know” from just anyone. You have to go to the Mother of All Meddlers and Keeper of the Cliches, Mary Worth!

fauxprof said...

Do gray roses smell like disappointment? Or like ennui?

KitKat said...

@fauxprof, in Mary’s case, both.,

hia5 said...

It's hard to believe that given all the time that Dawn has known Mary, she's just learned today that Mary was once married!

Anonymous said...

Roses, but with iris foliage?
-Noreen

LouiseF said...

What? "You'll know when you know"?! What advice is that? No wonder Dawn looks so dragged out in panel 2. She's not used to having to figure things out on her own.

Downpuppy said...

Next Dawn must learn to cross Mary's patio without making a sound, and snatch the salmon from her hand.

katyb said...

"My feelings changed after we spent (extremely dull) time together!"
That is to say, Dawn's feelings change anytime anyone with a set of XY chromosomes is within social distance of her.
Also Dawn, you seem to spend a lot of time with Mary. Have your feelings for her changed?

Sandi Ego said...

Mary won't be able to smell those roses without a nose.