Tuesday, June 23, 2020

Mary Worth 3401

"I was looking for my bow tie, Uncle Saul, and I just can't find it anywhere. Oh, whatever shall I do?"

13 comments:

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"(!)Gravity!".

(?)
Why floor?

Anonymous said...

Wait until Saul gets a load of the bathroom.

KitKat said...

I can see it now: Madi will be a bad influence on Greta, who will strew her hundreds of bow ties all over the place. Wait till Saul steps on them on his way to the bathroom at 3 a.m. - ayyyyiiii.

Anonymous said...


I'm guessing that Saul won't be hanging any portraits of Madi.

-- Scottie McW.

Angus said...

Karen Moy is an absolute genius! I can see this plotline coming a mile away. Saul and Madi bang heads and presto like Freaky Friday they switch bodies! Or Madi switches bodies with Greta.. or Bella switches bodies with Saul.. or Madi switches bodies with Mary.. or Dawn switches bodies with Greta... My Gott the possibilities are endless!

LouiseF said...

Thanks, everyone! A snark-ariffic day! I am surprised that Madi's nails are so neatly kept up. Maybe she can use her manicure as the reason she can't pick up her clothes...

Anonymous said...

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Jana C.H. said...

Saul is a pathetic excuse for a Grouchy Old Man.

Downpuppy said...

It's been at least a day. Shouldn't they have had at least a brief conversation about, y'know, doing something? Madi is essentially in solitary confinement here.

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Every time I see that pink spot on Ragey's head, it looks like a part of her brain is exposed. That could be the real reason why she's so angry.

She reminds me of this episode of South Park where Cartman goes to the Maury show and pretends to be a wild teen and he keeps saying "Whatever! I do what I want!" I'm dying for Madi to say that to Uncle Saul.

Has Greta turned him into a wimp? He was so nasty and crusty now he's letting this brat who needs a good beating take over his home. I know if this was me and this witch was dumping her clothes all over the floor and putting her filthy shoes on my couch, those clothes and Madi would be heading for the dumpster.

Chester the Dog said...

FEET.OFF.THE.COUCH.

Gina said...

Brilliant, Nance!

Nance said...

Thanks, Gina!