I just thought I’d say here that my daughter likes her homemade herbal teas. She opened up this big tub of camomile flowers yesterday and said "Hey, smell this, it smells just like banana bread!"
I'm wondering now whether camomile would make a good secret ingredient in banana bread.
Lyle and his extended family certainly have trouble remembering family members’ names. Saul seemingly forgot his late cousin’s name despite maintaining how close they were, and Lyle never referred to her by name either. Today Lyle muses about “my daughter.” This bunch needs a secret ingredient to strengthen their collective memory.
BTW, welcome, @dangermash aka The Artistic Actuary! In addition to possibly being a secret ingredient in banana bread, maybe Camomile was the name of the late Gram/Lyle’s MIL/Saul’s cousin.
Ten years from now, Madi is operating her highly successful banana bread shoppe. Ted Miller gets wind of its popularity, and pitches Madi on taking her bread national. Then he hits on her. Then he wears a banana bread hat. The past is prologue. Or something.
What will Monday bring? Wilbur and Estelle getting engaged? Zack and Iris getting engaged? Dawn and Jared getting engaged? In Paris?
Monday is Labor Day. Moy is going to do absolutely nothing. Maybe we will be treated to a group photo with Wilbur in his Speedo and Mary sporting the ugly bathing suit she stole from Madi
The next time I go in to have my hair colored, I'm going to ask my stylist for the "Lyle Lavender" just to see what she says. I thought only us old ladies went for the purple and blue...
Sure, Lyle is an ass. But he's wearing a suit and tie. Gotta respect a man who undertakes a long drive in a suit & tie>=. Even is he never quite figured out how to send texts from Venezuela.
Parenting according to Lyle: Let your nameless MIL raise your daughter.
Then when nameless MIL kicks it, dump daughter on nameless MIL's cousin, whom you barely know, and who apparently can't remember nameless cousin's name.
Head for Venezuela (or some local hotel) for a month.
Being a good father, you pick her up in said month and presto, an old lady, an old man with a bow tie, a dog with a bow tie and a drunken banana bread maker have made Madi a completely different person! Thank goodness!
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I just thought I’d say here that my daughter likes her homemade herbal teas. She opened up this big tub of camomile flowers yesterday and said "Hey, smell this, it smells just like banana bread!"
I'm wondering now whether camomile would make a good secret ingredient in banana bread.
Lyle and his extended family certainly have trouble remembering family members’ names. Saul seemingly forgot his late cousin’s name despite maintaining how close they were, and Lyle never referred to her by name either. Today Lyle muses about “my daughter.” This bunch needs a secret ingredient to strengthen their collective memory.
BTW, welcome, @dangermash aka The Artistic Actuary! In addition to possibly being a secret ingredient in banana bread, maybe Camomile was the name of the late Gram/Lyle’s MIL/Saul’s cousin.
Ten years from now, Madi is operating her highly successful banana bread shoppe. Ted Miller gets wind of its popularity, and pitches Madi on taking her bread national. Then he hits on her. Then he wears a banana bread hat. The past is prologue. Or something.
What will Monday bring? Wilbur and Estelle getting engaged? Zack and Iris getting engaged? Dawn and Jared getting engaged? In Paris?
Hope it's not Wilbur and Estelle.
-- Scottie McW.
Monday is Labor Day. Moy is going to do absolutely nothing. Maybe we will be treated to a group photo with Wilbur in his Speedo and Mary sporting the ugly bathing suit she stole from Madi
The next time I go in to have my hair colored, I'm going to ask my stylist for the "Lyle Lavender" just to see what she says. I thought only us old ladies went for the purple and blue...
HelenClark
Sure, Lyle is an ass.
But he's wearing a suit and tie.
Gotta respect a man who undertakes a long drive in a suit & tie>=.
Even is he never quite figured out how to send texts from Venezuela.
Parenting according to Lyle:
Let your nameless MIL raise your daughter.
Then when nameless MIL kicks it, dump daughter on nameless MIL's cousin, whom you barely know, and who apparently can't remember nameless cousin's name.
Head for Venezuela (or some local hotel) for a month.
Being a good father, you pick her up in said month and presto, an old lady, an old man with a bow tie, a dog with a bow tie and a drunken banana bread maker have made Madi a completely different person! Thank goodness!
Ladies & gentlemen: Lyle, Dad of the Year!
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