Thursday, April 15, 2021

Mary Worth 3616

For a moment there, I thought Jeff was holding his cell phone.

14 comments:

Vince said...

Mary, would it be asking too much for you to just listen for a few minutes before spouting out your clueless robo-responses? Also, can you please help me lift this hamburger? Thank you.

Your friend and would-be husband,
Dr. Jeff

Anonymous said...


Daddy Dearest doesn't know if Drew is unhappy, but it sounds like he's about to make him unhappy.

Also, it sounds like Mary is trying to discourage Jeff from meddling. She must want this all for herself. "Jeff, hold my beer. I got this."

-- Scottie McW.

LouiseF said...

Even Mary's coffee looks purple.. I keep thinking there's SOME reason JB colors so many things purple, lilac, orchid, etc. It does lead to the Worthiverse looking pastel. No primary colors like in Andy Capp or Snuffy Smith..

Thunderheels said...

"He's not even forty yet." Plenty of time to have a mid-life crisis. When he does then you will find out what is wrong with him.
I hope Drew gets an hour of counseling so Dr. Jeff can relax.

Anonymous said...

Jeff: “My son has looks, education, a great career and people who love him.”

Mary: “And, thankfully, his mother’s nose instead of that olfactory turnip you got stuck with. Oooo… Did I say that out loud?”


HelenClark

KitKat said...

All of you, including Wanders, are firing on all cylinders today! Hahahahaha etc. etc.

“Drew’s not even 40 yet. He has time to figure it out! I myself was pushing 107 when I finally ascended to my prime.”

Darth Curt said...

That's my kind of hamburger... but how in tarnation is Dr. Jeff holding it? I know you're talking to Mary, but unclench and spread your fingers out, man!

Anonymous said...

That hamburger has holes in it like a bowling ball

Carlye said...

Finger holes. They are needed with burgers that size.

Nance said...

Today's (unforgivably tardy) Boldface Haiku is titled

"Why The Saul/Eve Storyline Went On So Long".

Unhappy?
More.

Imogene said...

That's a hamburger? I thought it was a rotisserie chicken and Jeff was doing what I always do, picking off the skin to eat first. Why is his head so small, by the way?

Cravin' Muffins said...

Wait, so -- are dogs good? Is therapy good? When will Mary let us know?

Sandi Ego said...

I am intrigued that he managed to take a bite of the bun without disturbing the hamburger patty.

hmmm said...

He’s vegan; he just wanted to make a show of his carnivore manliness by ordering a burger. What he really craves is that turquoise lettuce.