RRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRR! Water slap! Water slap! WINNNNND RUSH! "...Friend of Drews..." RRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRR! Water slap! Water slap!
"What?" WINNNNND RUSH! RRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRR!
"Speak louder! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Water slap! WINNNNND RUSH! RRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRR!
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Staring at Ashlee in disgust, disbelief, and disapproval doesn't constitute "meetung her," Mary. You should consider seeking professional help for your problems with honesty.
As always, Jeff and Mary are cruising in the Santa Royale Triangle, where no other life forms exist.
Meeting, not meetung (sounds German!) - argh...
"He didn't mention her. Tell me more."
"She's an unhinged slut."
"Oh. Ah well, at least one of us is getting some action."
-- Scottie McW.
(I hope this doesn't violate the FF guidelines.)
Thanks, M. Wanders for bringing some reality to the impending conversation between Jeff and Mary. Maybe any time Jeff suspects Mary might get into conversational territory he doesn't want to broach, he revs up the Chris Craft Triple Cockpit and drowns her out at, least until they get to the Bum Boat, where he'll still have a few minutes of peace while Mary tends to her windblown hair in the Ladies with the handy curling iron she's brought along in her purse. Meanwhile, Drew is trying to figure out how to take glamorous shots of Ashlee with a slice of pizza hanging from her mouth..
Good one wanders.
What comes to mind is the TV show CHiPs where we were supposed to believe that motorcycle cops Ponch and Jon could be roaring down the freeway on those Harleys and carrying on casual conversations about their personal lives as if they were sitting next to each other in a coffee shop.
I’ve gotten addicted to watching YouTube videos of boats going in and out of the extremely rough Haulover inlet (look it up if you want some mild entertainment or if you like to see a wide range of boats). I’d love to see Jeff and Mary bouncing up and down and Mary getting violently heaved too and fro in mid-meddle.
Let the meddling begin
Yea!!! It's been a while since we have had some good Mary meddling!
So glad you didn’t get censored Scottie McW! I’ve been chuckling about unhinged slut all day!
To Toots,
I think Dr. Jeff would like to see Mary doing a little bouncing up and down too.
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