Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Mary Worth 3658

"I mean, at least she was always late after she gave me her watch."

11 comments:

KitKat said...

“It was a gift from my late mother! She gave it to me right before she left my father.”

Drew tell us more about your mother. For instance, did she have a name? Does your father remember her, and her name? Did she think your father’s chum Ted Miller was a real character?

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"It's Why I Prefer Cheap Women".

Doctor! Your!
Not the cost...
From my late mother!

hmmm said...

Oh, Drew. I understand completely. I feel the same way about my earrings. My mother gave them to me after she took them off a skank who’d overdosed in the ladies room of the bar where Mom worked.

RobC said...

My late Mother whom I sewed up my Rolex in. What do you mean it's unethical to operate on your own family?

Anonymous said...


Well, well, well, is that a pang of conscience we see from dear Ashlee? Will she stiffen her spine and hock the watch anyway, or will she weaken and maneuver to "find" it somehow?

But enough of that, what about the modeling campaign? They seem to have completely forgotten about it.

And let's see more of Ashlee's parents, who appear to be far more interesting than just about everybody else in this strip.

Frankly, the watch drama is third thing I care about.

-- Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...

Your mother bought you a Rolex? Wow... Good taste. But she's dead now, you say. Hmmm... So what size did she wear?


HelenClark

Chester the Dog said...

Drew is playing Ashlee? Nawwww, he is too dumb.

meg said...

Orson Bean: It was my grandfather’s watch. He sold it to me on his deathbed.

Vince said...

You're right, Wanders. Going back to look in the woods would be too painful.

Vince also said...

At least for us, the readers, it would be.

MDMaryTed said...

If Ashlee has a pang of conscience over why Drew is sad about losing that watch, then it explains why Ashlee is so bad at being a con woman and only has one pair of earrings. Watch American Greed Ashlee to see how it's done. Then you can have lots of Rolex watches and more than one pair of earrings!