Thursday, July 15, 2021

Mary Worth 3686

Wow, the price of a good grift has really dropped. Ten or 12 years ago, Ted Confrey got 50 G's, a few years back, even Arthur Zero could get $10,000. It is definitely a victim's market.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...


Yep, Drew is going to escape this relatively cheaply if that's all she wants. The question is, Will she ask for more later and then more later? She doesn't seem smart enough to play the long game, so we'll see.

I didn't know fancy French restaurants started serving strawberry Kool-Aid. Is this the hip new thing? Or is this joint just not that fancy?

-- Scottie McW.


MDMaryTed said...

She'll start with 5 grand, then ask for more. After all, she will need more professional pictures other than what Drew's Instagram can provide. She'll also probably need another 20 grand to go to NY like Bela Hadid. It is on the other side of the US and it takes so long to get there...

KitKat said...

Five grand? Did anyone besides me think of Dr. Evil in “Austin Powers” specifying one million dollars as his laughable ransom amount for not destroying the world? Sheesh.

I’d like to have Drew elaborate as to what sharing Ashlee with the world constitutes.

Toots McGee said...

Five grand? That’s barely going to cover the cost of a new couch.

RobC said...

I’m back from the North Maine Woods and a week of canoeing on the beautiful Allegash river. Glad to see I haven’t missed much and that Ashley Gad stepped up her grifting. Arthur/er would be impressed.

LouiseF said...

So we're just going to blow past the titanic struggle between Ashlee and Shauna that just took place? Drew should change his name to Mark.

Doghouse Reilly said...

It's a zero interest loan because she has zero interest in repaying him.

Chester the Dog said...

Will Drew get it is writing? Will Ensign Terry Bryson get involved? Film at 11!

meg said...

I hope that Ian and Toby are also dining at Mon Coeur this evening. Then we can have a gin o’clock tête-à-tête in Chez Mary’s cuisine, where they will enjoy aperitifs and Bavardage. (Gossip and cocktails in Mary’s kitchen. Ian will remain at home watching the movies of his heart’s desire, Sean Connery)

I think Toby will be able to describe Drew’s companion in appropriately tactful fashion, then Mary will spring- well, shuffle - into action to save Drew from his libido.

meg said...

“Quick, Toby, to the Old Batmobile!”

hmmm said...

I want to know where these two “finalize” their evenings out since they can’t go to her dumpy apartment and they can’t go to Daddy’s house. Under the boardwalk?

hmmm said...

Forgot to add... MDMaryTed... “.... go to NY like Bella Ha...did.” hee hee hee... Good one!

Anonymous said...

Humph… Not even one thought balloon of Shauna. Oh well… At least I’ve figured out how we can pull Mary into this mess. Assuming that Drew doesn’t have $5K in his wallet tonight, he’ll have to give Ashlee a check tomorrow at the hospital. And of course, instead of asking Ashlee to come to his office, he will hand it over very loudly and publicly right there in the lobby. Mary will just happen to be passing by with her book cart. I think we’re in for another good scowl.

Scottie McW - All the colorist had to do was switch the color of the wine and the color of the drapes. How tough would that have been?!

HelenClark

Bill the Butcher said...



Oh hai Mark!