Friday, August 13, 2021

Mary Worth 3708

The agony, the despair. Get that man some muffins!

9 comments:

KitKat said...

It’s fortunate that Drew covered his face in p. 1. Mary’s wearing a mighty scary expression - ay yi yi. Drew better hold onto his watch, too.

I’ll say this about Mary and Drew: they picked the ideal wardrobe colors for this lugubrious interlude. How dismal!

Steve said...

Drew is getting more sympathy from Mary than Jeff. Jeff slapped Drew
hard, and, in a terrible Vito Corleone impersonation, shouted :
You can act like a man! What’s the matter with you? Is this how you turned out, a Santa Royale finocchio that cries like a woman?

Anonymous said...

Here's a wild and crazy idea, Drew. Why don't you try calling her?

HelenClark

Jerry Smith said...

Drew: "Mary, do you have any muffins with soy in them? I love that stuff."

Anonymous said...


"She said it was for a job. I could have gotten her a job as our housekeeper. Or as a cleaning lady at the clinic. I'll bet she's good at that."

-- Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...

SATURDAY

I noticed that between Wednesday and Thursday, the blah blah bench morphed from a bench into a sarcophagus. Have we finally discovered the whereabouts of dear, departed Mrs. Cory?

HelenClark

KitKat said...

HelenClark, what does Mary know, and when did she know it?

The last person I want treating me at a clinic or hospital is a lovelorn guy who’s barely got a grip on reality. Meanwhile, Ashlee apparently is somewhere in the land of no mobile phone service. Oy vey.

Anonymous said...

KitKat - Maybe that's why Jeff has put up with Mary all these years. He owes her; big time.

HelenClark

Chester the Dog said...

Wanders, Mary has been late for work too! About 6 weeks!