Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Mary Worth 3718

Estelle finally comes to her senses. The only reason this ever worked is because after being catfished by Arthur Zerro, she dropped her standards so low that even Wilbur could step over the bar. I mean, drunken noodles, anyone? But given enough time (two years!), Estelle has come to realize she's better off with just her cat.

15 comments:

RobC said...

Ha ha! I'm on two weeks convalescence after a carpal tunnel release. This is much for entertaining than binge watching something!

KitKat said...

“You mean…US?”

“No, Wilbur, I mean YOU. Find someone else who has low standards, mediocre tastes in food, and a piano.”

Downpuppy said...

Ridding your life of a Wilbur takes more than just telling him to scram. It requires 6 liters of Lysol, blasting caps, a heavy crowbar, and a spray bottle full of skunk essence to chase off Mary Worth when she tries to talk you into taking him back.

Steve said...

Time for Wilbur to bring out the boom box

Garnet said...

Uh oh. She had better get some ear plugs for when he brings out the boom box late at night.

Anonymous said...


"Are you saying I'm intolerant of Libby?"

"You mean . . . us?"

Boy, Wilbur, you really catch on quick. Nothing gets past you.

-- Scottie McW.

Thunderheels said...

I don't know who is more clueless. Estelle for putting up with Wilbur, or Wilbur being so dense. Either way, getting a dog would cure all.
Downpuppy- It would be hoped Estelle would tell Mary where to go if she tried to talk her into taking Wilbur back, but Mary's word is law in the Worthyverse.

Anonymous said...

UNLESS..... what Estelle means by "This is not working" is about the Libby. Maybe tomorrow she'll tell Wilbur that she's decided to find her another home. So they can get back to the singing.

Wool Worth said...

Please do not let Iris break up with Zack and then reunite with Wilbur. However, I have no problem with Wilbur revisiting Kelrast Overlook.

RogerBW said...

"You see, Wilbur, back when I met you I was feeling low. I knew my judgment had been poor when I last fell for someone. So when my every instinct screamed at me to stay clear of this mayonnaise-stained sad sack of a man, I told them to shut up.

"But now I realise things can always get worse. Thank you, Wilbur, you've taught me a valuable lesson. Let the door hit you on the way out; I could use the laugh."

Anonymous said...

Maybe we haven’t seen the last of “unlucky in love” Drew yet. Others have brought up the possibility of a Drew and Estelle romance. And we know how much KM loves her May / December relationships. Ian and Toby – at least 30 years, Harlan and Dawn – at least 20 years, Iris and Zak – at least 20 years, Drew and Ashlee (and Shauna) – at least 20 years, Mary and Jeff – at least 100 years.

HelenClark

Michael Beaumier said...

SPOILER ALERT: Cats aren’t the only creatures that hate Wilbur.

Vince said...

If Estelle dumps Wilbur, as well she should, Mary, who encouraged Estelle to ignore the red flags and stick with the depraved lout, will have been proven wrong. Would this be a first?

Carlye said...

It's like my late husband always said: there are worse things than living alone. Estelle has finally realized that.

Estelle said...

No, I meant my hearing aid is not working. I keep hearing you say things like “but I’m the one who was wronged!”, in reference to a cat.