Saturday, December 4, 2021

Mary Worth 3782

I'm not sure those fish are warming up to you, Wilbur. Maybe tomorrow you can give them to Estelle.

12 comments:

KitKat said...

Re your secret message, Wanders, I thought the same thing.

Wilbur, it’s doubtful Stell ever loved you. She expressed more passion for the scamming Arthur/Arther than she ever showed for you. (Oh yes, she didn’t tell you about him!) However, you do make her laugh. Why don’t you carry that fish tank to her door, knock, and stick your head in the tank before she opens the door? That should send her into hysterics. You two deserve each other.

RCW3000 said...

I do believe that is Mr Limpet and Ladyfish in that tank........and George has once again lost his glasses

Anonymous said...

Is it for our benefit or the that of the fishies that KM has to continually repeat that Libby is a cat and that Pierre is a Frenchie. And why can't Pierre ever be just a dog? If I'm forced to read "Frenchie" one more time, I'm going to have to go out and buy a fish tank so I can drown myself.

HelenClark

KitKat said...

HelenClark, bingo. I’m sick of the endless “Frenchie” too. As I read your comment, I suddenly remembered Chef Pierre in NYC. What happened to him and his apprentice, John Dill?! Oh for the days of cake competitions full of pink icing! Now we’re stuck in an endless Wilbur-Stell-Mary-and-muffins Bermuda Triangle. Ugh.

Anonymous said...


If it wasn't for the fact that it's Wilbur, this would be really really sad. Ol' Willy's butter is slipping off his noodle. Sitting in a chair to stare at a fish tank and talk to the fish is not sane behavior.

Of course, neither is my rapidly growing irrational hatred of Wilbur. I better go talk to my turtle.

-- Scottie McW.

Chester the Dog said...

Libby loves fish too.....mmmmm.

RogerBW said...

She'd love you like she loved me… occasionally good company but the mucking out gets to be hard work.

Bill the Butcher said...

Weelbur Weston begs his fish to intercede with their dread lord, Dagon, to compel Eshtelle back to him again.





Until today I did not know Dagon was Mary Worth.

batgirl said...

Didn’t Mary reject that politico suitor (pre-Brigman era) because he wouldn’t take her out to the Bum Boat because he didn’t like fish? Then she made up with Doctor Jeff and they went out for dinner there.
Mary should definitely date Wilbur based on how they both love fish.

Bill the Butcher said...

Whatever makes you think your hatred of Wilbur is "irrational"?

Bill the Butcher said...

OK, serious question; how does Weelbur's combover work, exactly? It seems more like some black criss cross lines over his scalp b than a combover.

Flicka said...

At first glance I thought I was looking at the back of Gollum’s head until I saw the swath of Wilbur’s hair. It would actually be apropos, since Gollum loves to snatch fish out of the water and devour them raw.