Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Mary Worth 3793

Golly, Mary. You've really grown this morning. I guess you'll never meddle in people's relationships again. I mean, who are we to judge? (Even after the drunken noodles incident and the karaoke hostility.)

6 comments:

KitKat said...

Ah yes, you “heard somewhere,” Mary. No cigar, lady; come back when you can provide specific, reputable sources (and Wikipedia doesn’t count). Also, quit trying to channel Pope Francis - that doesn’t fly, Muffin Maniac.

Does anyone else suspect that KM aimed “Who are we to judge?” at all of us at MW & Me? I often wonder if she reads the blog and aims nasty retorts at us.

Anonymous said...


Moy is set to Tripe Factor 11 this week.

When I fell in love with my wife, I had no idea I was being drawn to learn necessary lessons for growth. I thought it was because I liked her a lot.

Man, I would never cut it in an intellectual's paradise like Charterstone.

-- Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...

"Oh, I just remembered where I heard that. Eve said it the other day when we were discussing her marriage to Gary. She said that being married to him taught her many things. How to jump, how to dodge, how to hide, how to wrap ace bandages, how to stitch up an open wound, how to drop and roll."

HelenClark

Ian Cameron, PhD said...

Somehow I think Mary sees herself as The Greater Bigger Picture Reason.

Isn’t it too soon for a victory lap Mare? We haven’t seen any cruise hijinks or even had a makeup singalong with Libby.

Vaiety_of_Muffins said...

All I can say is that Mary is so full of baloney it's not even funny. All of you are so right in everything you say, though I think you should review past interactions, Scottie, to determine whether you have learned any key lessons from your wife and whether that, in fact, was the main reason you fell in love with her (it's nice to know that romance is alive and well here in Wandersworld), and because of your insight, KitKat, I am switching to my VOM identity for today.

meg said...

KitKat:

Are you talking about Moy’s favorite blog, ‘“Mary Worth and Me” and Me’?