Sunday, May 15, 2022

Mary Worth 3906

And just like that, Cal is so grossed out that his hormones have been shut off. Well, not shut off - just redirected. You go, Cal.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...


And sadly, Helen bids us adieu:

The New Year's Eve /
we spent in jail. /
The class we thought /
I couldn't fail. /
I adored those moments to remember.

The test answers /
we tried to sell. /
That nearly got /
us both expelled. /
I adored those moments to rememmmmmmber.

But summer turns to winter /
and the past is a warm glow. /
I had to go and spoil it all /
cuz I just can't let go.

Now you've moved on. /
It's a new day. /
It's time for me /
to go away. /
But I'll keep those moments to rememmmmmber.

-- Scottie McW.

KitKat said...

If I had been sittin’ in a tree and read the secret message, I would have fallen out laughing, Wanders.

Your take on that classic by the Four Cads, er, Four Lads, is hilarious, Scottie! I can hear it now on the jukebox at the Bum Boat, as Toby and Ian adjourn there for another serving of goo-goo eyes.

So, it appears that a Callous Cameron gathers no Moss. Helen, you wasted the past thirty years carrying that worthless torch.

fauxprof said...

Kudos, Scottie McW! And now that KM has wrapped everything up so neatly and anticlimactically, we can move on…oh, who am I kidding? The next week will be a Mary victory lap, and then we’ll probably have another Wilbur-centric storyline. Anyone want to talk about Rex Morgan?

ratswan said...

toby thought she had a unusual mouth maddies takes the cake cal has a keen eye for that.

Anonymous said...

Judging by the artwork, I'm going back to my original opinion that Toby teaches art to the toddlers left in SRCc's daycare center. Those four people in the back must be the parents herding their little tykes out the door.

Have Cal and Maddie been living under rocks? What person of their age would be "grossed out" by anyone or anything kissing anyone or anything else?

Hold up there, Helen. This story is so stupid, I've decided to leave with you.

HelenClark

Ian Cameron, PhD said...

What? I thought the plan was that one look at my lustrous chinbeard would make Cal turn gay for me. Whatever works, I guess.

Garnet said...

Yes, making out with someone right in your class is very professional.

Ian is indeed gross, and I see he has learned nothing about why he shouldn't lead on his younger students.

MissScarlet said...

So, that's it? Inquiring minds want to know:

Has Helen spent 30 years waiting for Toby to show up at SRCC?
Did Ian and Helen really have a relationship?
Did Ian go to School Management and have Helen fired?
Did Toby ever actually eat that carrot muffin?
Is Cal always so easily manipulated?

It seems to me that Moy had weeks of material left if she wanted to embellish this story. I fear what lies ahead....

Steve said...

The sight of Toby and Ian kissing is something that I won't be able to unsee. Ranks up there with Wilbur in a Speedo. And yes, the student's artwork is embarrassing. And Toby, don't praise it.