"You don't own me, Jared! I own YOU! And there better not be someone else or I'm going to go all Shauna! on you!"
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KitKat
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Get in line, Jared. Dawn might think she’s still taking a break from Hugo.
It’s clear that Dawn is ready to bail on Jared as long as she’s the dumper, not the dumpee. This would be an opportune time for Mary to stroll by and ask him about the patient whose hand he was clutching while he stared at her for hours. Dawn will do a full Weston psycho meltdown!
This story began with Mary remarking on how happy Dawn and Jared appeared to be. This, of course, triggered the Worth Curse and led to this inevitable break-up. The Worth Curse ensures that happiness is always a temporary aberration at Charterstone.
So I guess Dawn will be holing up in her apartment again rather than seeking Mary's guidance. So Mary will have to take the initiative and visit Dawn with a pan of tuna casserole and twelve gallons of rocky road ice cream.
Jess better hope that Dawn can't find a way to wheedle patient information out of Mary. That beating Jess took from her boyfriend will look like child's play once Dawn gets finished with her.
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Get in line, Jared. Dawn might think she’s still taking a break from Hugo.
It’s clear that Dawn is ready to bail on Jared as long as she’s the dumper, not the dumpee. This would be an opportune time for Mary to stroll by and ask him about the patient whose hand he was clutching while he stared at her for hours. Dawn will do a full Weston psycho meltdown!
This story began with Mary remarking on how happy Dawn and Jared appeared to be. This, of course, triggered the Worth Curse and led to this inevitable break-up. The Worth Curse ensures that happiness is always a temporary aberration at Charterstone.
So I guess Dawn will be holing up in her apartment again rather than seeking Mary's guidance. So Mary will have to take the initiative and visit Dawn with a pan of tuna casserole and twelve gallons of rocky road ice cream.
-- Scottie McW.
I hope one of them tries to come up with reasons they should stay together. June could have fun with 3 panels of silence.
Dawn, wistfully regarding a copy of The Scream: “Reminds me of Jared.”
Jess better hope that Dawn can't find a way to wheedle patient information out of Mary. That beating Jess took from her boyfriend will look like child's play once Dawn gets finished with her.
HelenClark
Life is, after all, brutal.
Boy, Nance would have written a classic boldface haiku today. Look what she would have had to work with.
Break little things, big things?
You're me? Someone else?
We miss you, Nance.
-- Scottie McW.
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