Tuesday, July 19, 2022

Mary Worth 3969

Ah, the old "Am I Hideous" test. It's the classic that never lies.

7 comments:

KitKat said...

Jared was absent from PA School the day ethical boundaries were discussed.

“I feel the same way, Jess! I never thought I’d meet someone like me either!”

Now would be an ideal time for Dawn to rush in and push both of them over the railing into the pond.

Anonymous said...

On June 28, I predicted that Jared and Dawn would be back together by September... make that August.

HelenClark

ratswan said...

maybe jared is thinking i gotta see a before beating photo to know what im getting into

LouiseF said...

I looked up how long it takes a black eye to heal: about three weeks. We first saw Jess' black eye on June 4. That makes six weeks since she got a black eye. I might think she was milking it, but if so, she doesn't seem satisfied with the result, or else she has something more serious than a black eye, maybe a case of heterotopic ossification. This story is so soporific, all we need is Luke and Laura to descend into a full-blown "General Hospital" plot.

hmmm said...

Good detective work, LouiseF! Maybe Jess has a touch of Graves Opthalmopathy? Would have been cool if KM had named her Jess Feldman.

Garnet said...

Her language is composed of platitudes? She should meet Mary!

Frank Booth said...

Maybe Jess needs to just keep her sunglasses on.