"After you fell off that cliff, after I specifically asked you not to, I realized that what I need most in my life is to be legally bound to an immature and irresponsible Gen-Z boy with tons of cash. This is what will fulfill me as a woman."
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KitKat
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Boasting about badgering Iris until she finally said yes is not the height of romance, Zak.
Drunken Jill Black is probably too distant in the Worthiverse past, but maybe drunken Wilbur Weston will crash the wedding and and make an obnoxious spectacle of himself.
KitKat - Don't forget Helen Clark! It took a while to find me (Feb. 4, 2008) and even then, I'm having a tough time remembering what role I played in Mary Worth (darn blackouts!). Anyway, it was so Worth (hahaha) the time it took. All those old memories brought back from scrolling through Wanders' archives (Mary and Jeff's big fight over her almost romance with Ron Amalfi, Mary reminiscing about her childhood, Drew and Vera, etc.) are priceless.
And at the wedding Wilbur will be drunk, Dawn will still be contemplating her life and decide to take another sabbatical in Tuscon, thus extending her college carrier by another two years. Iris will show up with a much younger man and they will take over the piano to sing the Pina Colada song with Libby meowing along, and Drew will take pictures of the whole thing for his Instagram account. Turns out not that many species of birds in Santa Rosa.
8 comments:
Boasting about badgering Iris until she finally said yes is not the height of romance, Zak.
Drunken Jill Black is probably too distant in the Worthiverse past, but maybe drunken Wilbur Weston will crash the wedding and and make an obnoxious spectacle of himself.
KitKat - Don't forget Helen Clark! It took a while to find me (Feb. 4, 2008) and even then, I'm having a tough time remembering what role I played in Mary Worth (darn blackouts!). Anyway, it was so Worth (hahaha) the time it took. All those old memories brought back from scrolling through Wanders' archives (Mary and Jeff's big fight over her almost romance with Ron Amalfi, Mary reminiscing about her childhood, Drew and Vera, etc.) are priceless.
HelenClark
Does he invite Nan to the wedding? I hope she cooks!
Where's Jill Black when you need her?
Possible responses from Iris:
"Yay! We can possibly have sex now!"
"We can use my AARP card to get a smokin' deal on an Alaskan cruise!"
"Can you rub my feet? My corns are killing me."
"Zak, I'll never forget that day in college when President John Kennedy was killed ... "
Will Tommy be the ring bearer?
Can Dawn be the flower girl?
And at the wedding Wilbur will be drunk, Dawn will still be contemplating her life and decide to take another sabbatical in Tuscon, thus extending her college carrier by another two years. Iris will show up with a much younger man and they will take over the piano to sing the Pina Colada song with Libby meowing along, and Drew will take pictures of the whole thing for his Instagram account. Turns out not that many species of birds in Santa Rosa.
Please invite Shauna!
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