I know a reporter who will want to speak with you. He writes a syndicated column called "I Shouldn't Be Alive." His name is Wilbur Weston. Ever hear of him? I'm sure he will be very interested in covering your marriage proposal.
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KitKat
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Iris, you’re burying the lede. Snore….
Mary now has purple cups to matchy-match with her cowl neck, lamp, and pillows. Break out the grape muffins.
Apparently so much time has passed that it's daffodil season again at Charterstone. Maybe the Worthiverse calendar is moving along more quickly than we think, and it's next spring, perfect time for a wedding, although daffodils don't have much staying power as cut flowers.
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Iris, you’re burying the lede. Snore….
Mary now has purple cups to matchy-match with her cowl neck, lamp, and pillows. Break out the grape muffins.
I'd just like to point out that it was Zak who almost fell off the cliff and not Iris.
Actually, I think this news would fit better in Wilbur Weston’s brand-new column, I Don’t Want to Be Alive
Apparently so much time has passed that it's daffodil season again at Charterstone. Maybe the Worthiverse calendar is moving along more quickly than we think, and it's next spring, perfect time for a wedding, although daffodils don't have much staying power as cut flowers.
@LouiseF, Iris and Zak’s marriage may not have much staying power as well.
But Iris selflessly risked her own life by miraculously dead lifting 195 lb or so with zero leverage. Yeah, it could happen
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