Uh oh. It's hard to tell, but Zak might have some serious mommy issues too. I mean, technically, a babysitter is there when the parents aren't, but that's a weird thing for Zak to say. That is a massive red flag.
Why doesn't she run?
...I forgot. Zak is rich. She must really have an aversion to work.
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Prospective red flags:
Elon and Kanye drop in unexpectedly to see their good buddy.
Tommy’s friend Vin stops by to collect money he says Zak owes him.
Greta the dog bites Zak’s ankle.
After Zak and Iris encounter Mary on the Charterstone grounds, he asks, ‘Who was that old biddie?’
Puts on Barry Manilow’s Greatest Hits, dances like Elaine Benes.
Thinks George Lazenby was the best Bond.
Flirts with Toby, drinks with Ian (‘Ah loch ‘at boy, Ah hiner he brings his ain bottle next time.’).
Loses all his money trading in crypto.
I'm still waiting for Zak to call her Nan in the throws of passion....
“Nan was my former babysitter. You’re my current one, and I want to marry you!”
@meg, how about adding this red flag: Zak invites Harry and Meghan to the wedding.
Hey Meg, Lazenby was at least the second-best Bond.
"...Well, not you, per se, but a representation of warmth and comfort that can only come from a state of arrested development."
ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
Jeez, how can Moy do this same #@%& day after day after day? I'm losing it!
-- Scottie McW.
Uh oh. It's hard to tell, but Zak might have some serious mommy issues too. I mean, technically, a babysitter is there when the parents aren't, but that's a weird thing for Zak to say. That is a massive red flag.
Why doesn't she run?
...I forgot. Zak is rich. She must really have an aversion to work.
I've been away for a few days. Looks like it doesn't matter.
Iris: Umm... By any chance, Zak, do you have a photo of your mother handy?
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