Monday, December 19, 2022

Mary Worth 4123

What are the odds, indeed. As I recall, it was pretty much 50:50. She was either going to be Iris's twin or MUCH more attractive. What we didn't count on was that Zak would regress to his three-year-old self.

10 comments:

fauxprof said...

At least this time there is food presented, if not served, to Iris. I’m guessing at an epic scone failure. Iris should decline, as they don’t seem to be doing Mary any good.

KitKat said...

Yep, the constant repetition that Nan is Zak’s ex-babysitter is annoying. Based on his recklessness at Piccadee Falls and his babyish behavior at My Thai, Zak needs a current babysitter. Isn’t that what Iris is auditioning for?

Mary looks like she’s gone to pot since her last counseling session with Iris - holy moly. Is she hung over on pastries? Bored out of her gourd with Iris and her travails? Mary’s about to get a lap full of scone (?) crumbs since she’s not even bothering with one of the teensy plates.

Anonymous said...

Is that even Mary? I'm thinking the real Mary is out somewhere on the high seas, folding napkins on a cruise ship. Before leaving, she set up Estrella, the Gypsy Fortune Teller on the sofa to deal with Iris's problems. Don't worry, Mary. You deserve a vacation. Iris will never notice she's talking to a machine. She's not exactly the most observant person in the world.

HelenClark

Anonymous said...

Hmm…I wonder if Mary has played the odds on any of her other friends issues. If this keeps up, she’s going to need the phone number for the gambling hotline…

Anonymous said...

It looks like Mary is going to fall asleep before she gets to bite into that raw potato.

Yahoonski said...

Kitkat: Gone to pot indeed. I think Mary has laced those scones with some cannabis, perhaps obtained from Tommy.

hmmm said...

Raw cookie dough; raw pizza dough. It's all good, right?

Ian Cameron, PhD said...

What are the odds of that?? At least as high as the odds that "Mary might have some advice for me".

meg said...

BULLETIN: Convicted felon Steve Bannon is on the lam, believed to be disguised as an elderly woman.
Bannon, as is his predilection, is wearing several shirts at once, and maintains his typically disheveled greasy gray hair in ole lady style. Be on the lookout for this dangerous slob, and if you see him, do not hesitate to tackle him. At best, you will have done your country a service, and at worst, it’s Mary Worth.

Anonymous said...

I am having a very hard time keeping up with all of these plot twists. I missed one day, and I feel like I will never catch up. What did I miss?