Mary Worth 2417

I have no idea what they're talking about because I can't stop thinking, Yoga Pants??

Mary Worth 2416

"Iris must be pleased... with the advice I gave her to spend more time with her son. Yes, I've done it again. It's time for my victory lap."

Mary Worth 2415

While Jesus healed the sick, Mary made some sort of deal with the devil to never age.

Mary Worth 2413

Did you say, "spending more time with mom?" That was Mary's idea! Thanks, Mary.

I always wondered what happened to Sabrina the Teen-Aged Witch...

Mary Worth 2412

Mary may be hoping to be 25 in the future, but she still spouts the wisdom of a 70 year old fortune cookie.

Mary Worth 2411

While the the concept of anonymity seems to be lost on Tommy as he DECLARES his participation to all within hearing, it isn't lost on Mary who abruptly changes the subject to his back. Well played, Mary, given how I know you must be dying to hear all about this turn of events.

Mary Worth 2410

I'm sorry I haven't been posting much to the blog. I've missed it. I've been in a lot of meetings. Uh, yeah, meetings. I'd tell you what they were about, but they are supposed to be anonymous.

Mary Worth 2409

Yesterday, Tommy was ready to take out somebody's left lung with Hebrews 11:1. Today, butterflies.

I'm so glad you're feeling better, Tommy. What are your plans for today? Maybe it's time to start thinking about getting a job?

Mary Worth 2408

This go around, Tommy is definitely keeping up with the Bible! He's already put to memory the verses that Iris gave him, to the point that he can quote them in context, which is not easy for even the staunchest evangelical. And he's shaved! He's shaved! What a transformation. What's next? A haircut?

Mary Worth 2407

I picked out some verses that I thought you might find helpful. Or! You COULD say, "I zeroed in on specific points for you." Because when I read the Bible, I'm always zeroing in on specific points. It helps me keep up whenever I try it.