Elinor is recuperating in the Doctors' Lounge? A blue cloud of cigarette smoke, a white hot spotlight, and a red hot gown, as Elinor drapes herself across a baby grand and sings,"Cry Me a River."
Friday, May 31, 2013
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Mary Worth 1,603
So, did the EMT's hook their patient up to an intravenous anticoagulant even though she registered no abnormal vital signs and was only pretending to be unconscious? Or did they just shove some aspirin down her gullet? Because I believe one of those blood thinners would be legal for them to administer, and the other one wouldn't.
Saturday, May 25, 2013
Mary Worth 1,602
I think you mean, "It's all the fault of that workaholic, bachelor... BABY man! Tom Harpman!"
Friday, May 24, 2013
Mary Worth 1,601
.gif "He's faster than a speeding bullet.")
Do you think if people keep repeating it, we will actually start to believe that Tom works hard? And yet, we've never seen him work a day, nor do we have any idea what kind of work he does. Maybe he's on the Charterstone maintenance crew, quietly working behind the scenes on projects like (very quickly) installing larger mailboxes so the Charterstone residents have room for larger Social Security checks.
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Mary Worth 1,600
This is funny because old people are hard of hearing. They also borrow each others' clothes.
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Mary Worth 1,599
Great idea, Tom! Then you can have two mothers! Beth AND Elinor. I wonder if there are any other women at Charterstone whom you could add to the collection. #panel_two
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Mary Worth 1,598
Isn't it great that after they fell in love, they changed their names to Beth Dear and Tom Dear?
Monday, May 20, 2013
Mary Worth 1,597
Ashamed? Why? Because you wear a blue onesie and like to sit on my lap? Of COURSE NOT.
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Friday, May 17, 2013
Mary Worth 1,595
This panel isn't as scandalous as you may be thinking. Uncle Joe has simply drawn Beth with three shoulders.
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