Mary Worth 3248

"You know what I understand? Soccer. Men's Soccer. Not Chick's Soccer. That game is too flighty and confusing."

Mary Worth 3247

Calling all women confusing because Iris is a nut case, is like saying all women have menopause because Iris is gaining weight.

Mary Worth 3246

"Obi-Wan Kenobi, teach me how to use alcohol to numb my feelings and wash away my sorrows. I am your padowan."

Mary Worth 3245

I literally thought she needed more space because of her rapid weight gain. Then I realized she was pushing out (again) the one man she loves, and who loves her. What a doof.

Mary Worth 3243

"Hi, Tommy. It's me, Zak. Iris asked me to check on you because she's fat and tired now. I'm your new dad!"

They are the EXACT same age!

Mary Worth 3242

That's great news!

Mary Worth 3241

Menopause, where you gain 15 pounds a day. She's been blowing up like a balloon at the Maisie's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Mary Worth 3240

Of course, no real doctor would actually say something like this. Iris is in the loan office at a used car dealership. Which explains why the exam room has executive seating. 

Mary Worth 3239

Hypothyroidism sounds a lot like Happy Thanksgiving. 

I want to wish all of you a great day today full of turkey and other things to be grateful for. And I’m wishing Nance a quick and full recovery. We miss you and hope you are feeling better every day. 

Mary Worth 3238

I used to be amazed at how creative Joe Giella got drawing reflections, but I'm glad that Joan Brigman also finds them challenging.