Thursday, February 19, 2015

Mary Worth 1993

The Valencia Resort in Goleta. It's not a real place, unfortunately. Although there is the Bacara Resort & Spa in Goleta, and the Rancho Valencia in Rancho Santa Fe not too far away. Both are very expensive, but I've been reading about making your goals a reality through the power of visualization. I keep trying to visualize these resorts, hoping to go someday, but unfortunately, my visualization always drifts to Hanna and Sean's honeymoon. I lose interest, really fast, and start visualizing the Goleta Jiffy Lube instead. It's one of the best.

Today's Full Strip

16 comments:

Robb from Joisey said...

Honeymoon? Oh, please. The newlyweds are heading to Goleta so they can kidnap that impish blonde kid Emily. After all, Amy's going to need a new babysitter for Gordy now that Hanna has gotten herself hitched.

smooth said...

What?!?!

No PAX Resort?

Yahoonski said...

Before they go anywhere else, they need to get some medical attention for Hanna's horribly swollen index finger, which is nearly as thick as Sean's obviously broken wrist.

Is the Valencia actually in Goleta, or is its attraction that it's only a short drive from there to the mecca that is Goleta?

KitKat said...

If their honeymoon is anything like Adrian and Scott's, we will never see Hanna and Sean again.

fauxprof said...

@KitKat, from your post to God's ears! But I fear we must still have a confrontation with Amy, which Mary can meddle-mediate. (We need a new compound word here--meddleate? )

I Am Not a Robot said...

Geez... Moy must be creatively constipated more than usual to keep going with this tiresome narrative. ENOUGH ALREADY!! MOVE ON!

Carlye said...

Wow! From humble tuna sandwiches to the Valencia Resort! Any bets on whose credit card they'll be using?

Anonymous said...

Why did Hanna look so angry when she announced they were going to the Valencia? Where did she really want to go?

Laura Canon said...

What I learned about Goleta from Wikipedia:
1. It's also the name of a spider.
2. The Japs shelled it in 1942.
3. It was the site of the worst workplace shooting ever carried out by a woman. ("The Goleta Rampage")
4. Katy Perry lives there.
Nevertheless it seems to loom in the mind of Karen Moy much as Scarsdale used to for NY-ers -- a symbol of everything upscale and attractive.

Mary Ellen said...

Hanna's not angry, her face is just melting. Again.

Anonymous said...

"Why did Hanna look so angry when she announced they were going to the Valencia? Where did she really want to go?"

Branson

KitKat said...

Friday
If Amy's news is that she and Dave are getting married and moving to Goleta with Gordy .... arrrggghh!

Did Sean remember to give Hannaa ra ring after they finished lunch?

fauxprof said...

Amy's news is that she's got a new job (ahem) in Las Vegas, and Gordy will have to move in with Hanna during the week.

Toots McGee said...

If they are honeymooning in Goleta, I recommend they take a boat trip out to the Channel Islands....and stay there!

KitKat said...

Saturday
Hanna's wedding ring has disappeared again. Just the thing for a couple as vague as she and Sean.

Maxwell Bacon said...

Anticipatory face-touching by Hanna today (Saturday). She knows that Amy is about to flip out! Excitement ensues! Or maybe not ...