Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Mary Worth 3256

I can't wait to show you how long my pinky finger is growning!

14 comments:

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

What little respect I had for Estelle has gone completely out the window.She is completely brain dead. She just blows off Wilbur's obnoxious behavior and agrees to go with him to a (ugh) karaoke club for dinner. He left it open for what she wanted to do. If it had been me, I would have chosen the swankiest five star restaurant in town, ordered twin lobsters and steak, Cristal champagne and laughed at him choking when the waiter brought the bill.

I wish JB would go and look at some humans to see how a cell phone is held. No wonder Wilboor's pinky finger is growing. It has to be the way he's holding his phone.

For the record, I am hating Wilbur and Estelle equally right now. Throw in Libby for good measure only because she has her dirty cat footprints all over the furniture.

Lastly, I want to wish Wanders and all the MWAM family a very happy holiday. Don't eat any fruitcake that looks like Mary's!

Anonymous said...

Now Wilbore will show up with a MAGA hat on. Estelle will be angered as she is a liberal. Despite this, they will go out any sing cheesey songs together. The following day, Estelle will confide in Mary," I think I'm in love with that jackass".
Blog will explode with rage and contempt.......stay tuned!

fauxprof said...

Does anyone in the Worthiverse have two functioning brain cells to rub together? Only Mr. Allora, I suspect. I suppose after we get Wilboor and Estelle back together for karaoke, we can return to Iris and her possibly serious medical condition.

At any rate, a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and an overall Joyous Midwinter to Wanders and all who read, comment, or just lurk here. And let me include Karen and June for providing the fodder for our snark!

Anonymous said...

Wilbur logic - the best way to stop drinking is to hang out in bars.

katyb said...

This has to be a charade. Proposal: Game Show featuring Eshtelle and Wilburp. Who's the biggest loser? (Is both an option?)

KitKat said...

A Merry and peaceful Christmas to Wanders and his family, and a joyous holiday season to my Worthiverse friends!

For Pete’s sake, Estelle, if you’re going to give this dummkopf yet another chance, insist on you choosing what you want! Or are you too wushu-washy to even have an idea? In that case, you deserve each other, for Christmas and forever. Don’t let the door slam on you on your way out!

lmjb1964 said...

CHRISTMAS

Thats quite a turkey in panel one. And so's the bird Mary's carrying. Ha! Seriously, that looks like a lot of turkey for just four people. Pretty small crowd this year. Maybe that's a good thing, since the turkey is apparently on fire. And what a festive slash dorky sweatshirt Dr. Jeff has on. Actually, the lettering looks the the Pow! and Bam! from the Batman TV show.

I agree with everyone else, Estelle should be making Wilboor work for it. They really do deserve each other. And what is happening with Iris? We've just been left hanging with that storyline.

At any rate, very happy holidays to all in the Worthiverse, and to Wanders and his family. Thanks for making my spirits bright!

KitKat said...

No side dishes or beverages, just a turkey on steroids and some green stuff (could that be kelk?) The gaseous vapor emanating from one end of the bird makes it even more off putting - eeesh. One again, Mary is running the show.

Dr. Jeff is wearing his entry in the Mountain View Hospital Ugly Holiday Sweater Contest, and the Camerons likely imbibed quite a bit before their arrival. No Westons, Beedies, millennial millionaires, lovelorn widows, or cats in evidence. As lmjb1964 observe, this IS a small group this year.

Mary Christmas to all, and to all a cannonball of a fruitcake!

LouiseF said...

Jeff brings new meaning to the phrase "Don we now our gay apparel", and Mary is trying to give him some competition with her "Mary" Christmas witticism, which is apparently aimed at the viewing public since nobody at that table will get how clever she is unless she printed out her dialogue and attached it via a balloon to her head, which would be pretty funny to see, when I think of it. Now back to that tofu turkey I am making for Christmas dinner. Seasons' Greetings to all of you and yours!!

Chester the Dog said...

Chester here, Merry Christmas from New Country Road!

Chester the Dog said...

....annddd, even on Christmas, it is all about Mary Worth herself. Sheesh. Mary is running out of friends to invite for dinner, not even Libby was invited, or accepted.

Downpuppy said...

Will nobody clear space on the table, or will Mary spend all day standing there with a smoking turkey & a rictus?

Bill the Butcher said...

I'm fairly certain that Mr Allora is a Mexican cartel member whose job as janitor is a cover for the cocaine he distributes on via Mary's muffins and Toby's Splak! horsies. I have no other explanation of how our why he can subject himself to the company of these imbeciles.

Bill the Butcher said...

The readers!