The strip has now definitely jumped into the NOT FAMILY FRIENDLY category. Why would anyone even admit to this to someone they peripherally know???? Jared is definitely a wack job. Like you said Wanders, how the heck does he know this? Is he a voyeur? Did he walk in on them? Or is it something more nefarious? At any rate, Medical Assistant Jared is a total loon. some things you keep to yourself and this is one of them.
If I was Dawn, I would excuse myself, saying I need to use the ladies room and never come back. But this is Dawn we're talking about. She thinks it's hysterical. She's just as nutty as Jared.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wash my brain with bleach.
What’ the difference between being into practicing naked yoga and practicing naked yoga? Whatever it is, this transcends “wacky.” Wacky would be wearing Groucho glasses while practicing yoga.
That waitress has stepped through a wormhole from 1952. I expect that Rod Serling is standing in the background.
Usually, when people accidentally walk in on their parent(s) practicing "naked yoga," they immediately try to purge that image from their brains and never speak of it again. Jared seems a bit off, though.
I think y'all are being too hard on Jared, who is a decent sort and smart enough to be a P.A. The worst thing about him is that he's attracted to Ding Dong Dawn (who is apparently addicted to serial rhinoplasty). As for the naked yoga, I think he's clearly implied how he knows about that: either he innocently walked in on the nude yogateers, or they paraded by him on their way to the yogatorium. Not his fault in any case, and certainly something worth bringing up in the context of Wilber & Estelle's supposedly wacky pastime.
Now let's address the server who seems to be holding something smaller than a serving tray in her right hand, leading me to believe she served Dawn's burger and drink, and then went back to the kitchen for Jared's. She sure does tie a pretty bow behind her back, though.
Finally, what's with all these boyfriends and girlfriends in the Worthiverse? Aside from Toby & Ian and the rose-fairy girl's parents, I can't think of a single surviving married couple.
If any of you are foolish enough, like me, to Google "Naked Yoga" you will see that Jared is indeed correct. It is a thing; not a good thing, mind you. Not a good thing at all. But if anyone is hesitating to join because of a negative body image, you can put that worry right out of your head. Apparently, being physically fit is not a prerequisite.
@Yahoonski: IIRC, Bonnie Bonnie Johnson was married, but I don['t think we ever saw Mr. Bonnie Bonnie Johnson and there was Lawrence and Delilah Jonis, whom I think were separated and got back together. I'm sure there's others, but I'm too lazy to look.
@ Regina: "Bonnie Bonnie Johnson was married, but I don['t think we ever saw Mr. Bonnie Bonnie Johnson". We saw him at a dinner at Mary's apartment, looking very constipated. I don't know if it was before or after Mary's food was served.
Ah, that explains what Wilbur watches on Netflix. Dawn likes comedy. If he let her watch comedy, she might see Jack Whitehall's Travels with My Father. In one episode,Jack takes his dad to a naked yoga class in California. Yes Dawn, it's a thing.
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The strip has now definitely jumped into the NOT FAMILY FRIENDLY category. Why would anyone even admit to this to someone they peripherally know???? Jared is definitely a wack job. Like you said Wanders, how the heck does he know this? Is he a voyeur? Did he walk in on them? Or is it something more nefarious? At any rate, Medical Assistant Jared is a total loon. some things you keep to yourself and this is one of them.
If I was Dawn, I would excuse myself, saying I need to use the ladies room and never come back. But this is Dawn we're talking about. She thinks it's hysterical. She's just as nutty as Jared.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wash my brain with bleach.
One more thing: I feel sorry for that poor waitress for having to hear this crazy.
Jared seems naive. That’s just what they TOLD him they were doing.
And KM is sharing her secret fantasy with us, WHY?
HelenClark
Do we know for sure that Estelle is not Jared's mother? (Just throwing that out there to ruin everyone's breakfast.)
-- Scottie McW.
P.S. Funny comments, Wanders!
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"...And He Makes Her Call Him Professor Jones".
Naked yoga!
Thing!
Not innocent bystander!
Call! Ha ha!
What’ the difference between being into practicing naked yoga and practicing naked yoga? Whatever it is, this transcends “wacky.” Wacky would be wearing Groucho glasses while practicing yoga.
That waitress has stepped through a wormhole from 1952. I expect that Rod Serling is standing in the background.
Wanders, thanks for today’s zingers!
It’s gotta be Harlan! And they also enjoy practicing naked parkour.
One of your best comments ever, Scottie McW. Definitely worth losing my breakfast over.
HelenClark
Uh huh, "Naked Yoga." That's what they told him.
Usually, when people accidentally walk in on their parent(s) practicing "naked yoga," they immediately try to purge that image from their brains and never speak of it again. Jared seems a bit off, though.
What a couple of twits.
I think y'all are being too hard on Jared, who is a decent sort and smart enough to be a P.A. The worst thing about him is that he's attracted to Ding Dong Dawn (who is apparently addicted to serial rhinoplasty). As for the naked yoga, I think he's clearly implied how he knows about that: either he innocently walked in on the nude yogateers, or they paraded by him on their way to the yogatorium. Not his fault in any case, and certainly something worth bringing up in the context of Wilber & Estelle's supposedly wacky pastime.
Now let's address the server who seems to be holding something smaller than a serving tray in her right hand, leading me to believe she served Dawn's burger and drink, and then went back to the kitchen for Jared's. She sure does tie a pretty bow behind her back, though.
Finally, what's with all these boyfriends and girlfriends in the Worthiverse? Aside from Toby & Ian and the rose-fairy girl's parents, I can't think of a single surviving married couple.
If any of you are foolish enough, like me, to Google "Naked Yoga" you will see that Jared is indeed correct. It is a thing; not a good thing, mind you. Not a good thing at all. But if anyone is hesitating to join because of a negative body image, you can put that worry right out of your head. Apparently, being physically fit is not a prerequisite.
I have to thank Karen Moy and June Brightman are trolling us with great glee. And really, why shouldn't they? We're all entertained by it.
On the other hand, perhaps it's vain to think that they're paying any attention to us at all.
Naked Yoga is a thing but I prefer Rage Yoga http://rageyoga.com
@Yahoonski: IIRC, Bonnie Bonnie Johnson was married, but I don['t think we ever saw Mr. Bonnie Bonnie Johnson and there was Lawrence and Delilah Jonis, whom I think were separated and got back together. I'm sure there's others, but I'm too lazy to look.
@ Regina: "Bonnie Bonnie Johnson was married, but I don['t think we ever saw Mr. Bonnie Bonnie Johnson". We saw him at a dinner at Mary's apartment, looking very constipated. I don't know if it was before or after Mary's food was served.
Ah, that explains what Wilbur watches on Netflix. Dawn likes comedy. If he let her watch comedy, she might see Jack Whitehall's Travels with My Father. In one episode,Jack takes his dad to a naked yoga class in California. Yes Dawn, it's a thing.
Thanks, Helen!
-- Scottie
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