Friday, March 6, 2020

Mary Worth 3304

"I can't look you in the eyes right now. Or ever."

22 comments:

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

This plot is getting creepier and creepier. Why would you even mention something like this to someone you barely know? Is he going to invite Dawn to join his mom and her BF for some hot naked yoga?

What gets me teed off is that Dawn doesn't find him mentioning this as weird and off putting and just hahahaha's along with him.

These two morons were meant for each other.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"Partial Script From A Monty Python Skit".

Alert! Naked yoga!
Blame!
Sing, corny wacky!
Ha ha! Right!

Chester the Dog said...

Hugo who? I have a feeling we may never see Frenchie again.

KitKat said...

Jared’s mother and her BF may be so wacky that an alert from him might encourage them to, ahem, greet him in style. Things might get really interesting if Jared brings Dawn home to introduce her to mom. (I’ll call her Wacky Wanda.)

Dawn, you have no idea about Hugo’s parents and their interests. Whatever those interests might be, they’re MUCH better than singing with a cat around a piano or practicing naked yoga.

Gina said...

Nance, you've outdone yourself!

Anonymous said...


Today's strip advanced the story, such as it is, not one whit.

You're stealing, Moy, you're stealing.

-- Scottie McW.

Sandi Ego said...

omg

meg said...

KitKat:

Papa Le Pew and Maman Le Pew do not practice yoga nu. They have-how you say-perfected it.

Anonymous said...

No mention of what happened to Jared's father.

Chin Napkin Groupie said...

It is such a pleasure to experience such scintillating banter from two perfectly matched soul mates. It is as if KM is channeling Noel Coward.

meg said...

Chinny! Long time no blot.

LouiseF said...

Although these folks live in anything goes California, I can imagine a six year old Jared showing up at school with his mom’s wheat grass juicer for show and tell. You know he’s always been a dweeb.

LouiseF said...

Although these folks live in anything goes California, I can imagine a six year old Jared showing up at school with his mom’s wheat grass juicer for show and tell. You know he’s always been a dweeb.

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

I keep praying "Please let the BF be Harlan Jones...please let the BF be Harlan Jones."

KitKat said...

@meg at 12;20 p.m., but of course! And they look like Catherine Deneuve and Yves Montand.

@Chin Napkin Groupie at 12:41 p.m., your comment cracked me up!

Yahoonski said...

SATURDAY: Where does Moy get her ideas? Apparently from us. By the way, that's one honking big burger Ms. Nose du Jour is hoisting there.

KitKat said...

SATURDAY
Diner gave Jared a kid’s cup. Dawn’s burger is so unappealing, it could have come from Mary’s kitchen.

Meanwhile, in Paris, Hugo gives his cousin Brigitte an eye exam.

Anonymous said...


Aha! Just as we predicted! So who's going to dump who first?

If it's a mutual parting of the ways, Hugo definitely got the better of it.

So much for deeply and madly.

Also, what could Hugo possibly be showing to his new mon amour? A picture of Dawn? Wilbur? His painted house? A pre-nup? His new corner office at Enterprise d'Édition Générique? Him doing naked yoga? Don't leave us hanging, Karen and June.

-- Scottie McW.

mr_darcy said...

Calling it now. The girl sitting too close to Hugo is his sister. A trope from a 1950s Girls' Romance comic book is Moy's idea of subverting expectations.

Yahoonski, Dawn was the inspiration for the French saying:
Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme nose.

Michael Beaumier said...

So Hugo is an iPad Mini kind of guy. I’m trying to decide what that means. I don’t think it’s good.

meg said...

The iPad minis are much bigger in France.

Toytuba said...

"The Ruse of the Fast Talker" How could they waste/lose such a gem by hiding it in the throw-away leader panels?