Nance, the BFH title is a bell ringer - hahahahaha.
HelenClark, you beat me to it. Over the next weeks, Eve will slowly explain how the late Mr. Lourd was always losing his head over something (or maybe someone, which would be mildly interesting).
I think Jeff should buy the purple suit so he can be matchy-matchy with Mary.
You ALL beat me to it, today. Hilarious! In addition to necktiephobia (aka: pnigophobia, a real fear of choking), I'm wondering if Eve suffers from a fear of mannequins (Automatonophobia) or fear of men's suits (clothing fear: vestiphobia). Let's get to it, Eve. The snark isn't getting any warmer!
Wait! Wait! I've figured it out. Eve's head was cut off in the pothole accident that killed her husband and needed to be reattached. Because she's got such a big squash, regular stitches weren't doing the trick so the surgeons had to use those Frankenstein's monster kind of bolts to keep it from falling off. So THAT'S why she always wears a neckerchief. You're welcome.
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Saul isn't thinking "?" he's saying "?" - what does that sound like?
I thought he was going to show her S.R.'s better food scene, BUT THEY WALKED RIGHT PAST THE FOOD COURT!!! Turn back!
Also, she continues to walk behind him like a dutiful, respectful second-class citizen or something. Jeez, even pets don't walk behind their masters.
-- Scottie McW.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"Saul Struggles To Recall The Words Behind The FAST Stroke Protocol, While Eve Merely Struggles To Recall If She Packed An Extra Poise Pad".
Never enjoying!
Same way...
I...I...
Uhnn...
?
Saul: “Eve, are you alright?”
Eve: “Yes, Saul, I’m fine. It’s just that once in a while, something will inexplicably remind me of my dear, departed husband, Ichabod.”
HelenClark
Nance, the BFH title is a bell ringer - hahahahaha.
HelenClark, you beat me to it. Over the next weeks, Eve will slowly explain how the late Mr. Lourd was always losing his head over something (or maybe someone, which would be mildly interesting).
I think Jeff should buy the purple suit so he can be matchy-matchy with Mary.
Along the same lines as others...
"That's the suit my husband was buried in. Not figuratively, but literally!"
I'm sorry, Saul. I never mentioned my ... necktiephobia! AHHHHHHHH!
You ALL beat me to it, today. Hilarious! In addition to necktiephobia (aka: pnigophobia, a real fear of choking), I'm wondering if Eve suffers from a fear of mannequins (Automatonophobia) or fear of men's suits (clothing fear: vestiphobia). Let's get to it, Eve. The snark isn't getting any warmer!
Wait! Wait! I've figured it out. Eve's head was cut off in the pothole accident that killed her husband and needed to be reattached. Because she's got such a big squash, regular stitches weren't doing the trick so the surgeons had to use those Frankenstein's monster kind of bolts to keep it from falling off. So THAT'S why she always wears a neckerchief. You're welcome.
HelenClark
...reminds me of Dave.
Maybe this is about to get interesting? Perhaps she beheaded her last husband or something like that?
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