Friday, February 19, 2021

Mary Worth 3571

I'm still not used to Max's constantly shifting size, but now I just don't know what to think. Were his legs amputated? Was his third dimension extracted? How much more must this mutt endure?


Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"Dog Chow Soup For The Battered Soul".

Loving creatures.
Being present.

Tim S said...

Holy Cow! You can't just drop such blatant PDA on us Brigman! This is Santa Royale, not Bourbon Street. We all know the REAL meaning behind that Beatles tune.

KitKat said...

Nance, I don't know how you do it -- woo woo!

Hand holding! Maybe Eve and Saul can adjourn to the living room and watch "Old Yeller."

I'm sorry I can't watch the JB livestream. I have a Zoom class at noon (on American opera, not Mary Worth, or dogs, or muffins...).

Anonymous said...

I hope when Eve excuses herself to go to the bathroom, she trips over Greta and breaks a hip.


KitKat said...

Now that I’ve picked myself up from the floor after my hysterics, I hereby award HelenClark the title of Empress of Snark for today’s comment She deserves a trip to Cancun and a suite at the Ritz..

Anonymous said...

Wow! Empress of Snark?!! A trip to Cancun?!! The Ritz?!! Oh my stars! Thank you, KitKat! I'm thrilled! And... if I run into Sen. Cruz while I'm there, I'll be sure to kick his butt back to Texas.


Anonymous said...

Q: What's more awkward than this dialogue?

A: The way Eve is holding hands with Saul.

Q: Who holds hands like this?, he asked rhetorically.

A: Trick question. Nobody ever in the history of the universe has ever reached across his or her body to hold hands like this.

Of course, this is exactly in keeping with June's inability to portray people holding things in a manner than even remotely resembles reality.

Ah well, the baffling features of this strip are the gift that keeps giving.

-- Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...

Kitkat- Dying at the Old Yeller comment!