Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Mary Worth 3601

According to Sherwin-Williams, our professional therapist's skin tone is called "Chelsea Mauve!"
Thank you, Dr. Chelsea Mauve, for your kind and compassionate professional platitudes.


KitKat said...

Wanders, you're firing on all cylinders today, including the two (count 'em!) secret messages. Dr. Chelsea Mauve it is!

Note that Eve has never said that she cared for, or used to care for, the late Gary, just that despite his abuse she mourned him. When she told Saul that, I thought it was an odd way to describe the relationship. Then I instantly thought, "That's Eve."

Dr. Mauve received her diplomas from the University of Illegibility.

Yesterday's post generated 25 comments! And none of them was by a spammer tryung to sell meds!

Anonymous said...

"Eve, we do not use the term 'crazy.' It's stigmatizing and demeaning. We prefer the phrase, 'two carrots short of a muffin' or 'half a salmon short of a dog treat.' "

-- Scottie McW.

BTW, I think the unmerciful dragging-out of this story line is a deliberate attempt by Moy to drive Wanders crazy so that he'll terminate MW and Me. I can picture her now: "Mr. Wanders, tear down this blog!"

But we know you won't blink, Wes.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"Reminds Me Of Dave".

A relationship
A part of us!

Nance said...

@Wanders, @Scottie--I bow to your Overwhelming Genius this morning.

Downpuppy said...

Chelsea Mauve is a much better name than "New York Times."

LouiseF said...

Thank you, Wanders, for the color comparison! I wonder where the race of Chelsea Mauve humans comes from and I wonder how brave one has to be to wear purple. And thanks for the Snarknado between yesterday and today, everyone!

LouiseF said...

And after all those famous dog name references yesterday, may I remind us of the name of the Grinch's dog-- Max!

Vince said...

After seeing Mary work her magic around the hospital, Mountview may have decided to replace its mental health staff with platitude bots. The upfront costs were probably daunting, but the Mountview System will save some money over time.

Anonymous said...

Thanks very much, Nance!

-- S. McW.

MissScarlet said...

OOh, Wanders, I like Dr.Chelsea Mauve much better than Dr. Mrs. Dr. Sweatervest!

Anonymous said...

Mauve? Mauve?!! Sorry, Sherwin-Williams, but that is NOT mauve. That is grey... grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, grey! Listen, I'm an old lady, and all us old ladies know our mauves when we see 'em. And that ain't mauve!