Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Mary Worth 3602

Excuse me, Dr. Chelsea Mauve. Of what offense, pray tell, does Eve need to forgive herself? Just what are you implying? I don't recall Eve ever saying she did something wrong. She just wondered why she grieved for her abuser. Are you now suggesting she needs to examine past interactions, realize she was an idiot, and forgive herself?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm no Dr. Mauve, Eve, but here's my advice. Forget Gary. The only thing you need to remember are his account numbers and the location of his safe deposit box key.

HelenClark

Judith A. Johnson said...

You made me laugh, Wanders. I forgive you , too.

LouiseF said...

It does seem like Dr. Mauve graduated from the Mary Worth University of Advice Giving instead of getting a real degree in counseling. I haven't heard her ask one question, just blabbing a bunch of advice that may have come from Mary herself. I hope Eve's health insurance is paying for this session.

Downpuppy said...

After today, I'll never be able to see the word "forgive" again without remembering the day it lost all meaning.

Anonymous said...

Please Moy, in the name of not contributing more misconceptions to the world, could ja stick to things you know something about... Oh. I see. Yes, well... that must be so hard.

A therapist

Steve said...

Mr. Wanders: You are so correct. The therapist pulled that from her handbook "Platitudes, Bromides and Clich├ęs for Idiots." Other things we can expect to hear in coming days are:

It is always darkest before the dawn.
Everything happens for a reason.
Good things come to those who wait.
Time heals all wounds
When God closes a door, he opens another one.
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger
A good man is hard to find.
It is what it is.

KitKat said...

“Forgiveness prevents them from destroying your heart. Taking care of your liver and spleen are on you, lady.”

@LouiseF,, Dr. Mauve tosses in gestures like Mary’s as well.

When is Eve going to mention headless mannequins wearing business suits?

meg said...

I’m waiting to hear Eve discuss her ‘relationship’ (tm Mary Worth) with Saul.

Anonymous said...


@meg

Not to mention her relationship with Max.

-- Scottie McW.

Chester the Dog said...

"He aimed a gun at me and shot our dog, tripped me, cancelled, my Scarf of the Month Club membership, I guess I can forgive him. I need some salmon about now."

"Please pay on your way out, next to the bottle return machine."

What?

Chester the Dog said...

"He aimed a gun at me and shot our dog, tripped me, cancelled my Scarf of the Month Club membership, I guess I can forgive him. I need some salmon about now."

"Please pay on your way out, next to the bottle return machine."

What?

Chester here: I reposted, I had a comma in the wrong place. Forgive me!

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