Tuesday, July 20, 2021

Mary Worth 3691

Drew prays that one day the clinic can buy a defibrillator.

13 comments:

Bill the Butcher said...

Man on the bed, two days later, to his relatives:

"And there I was, floating out of my body, watching this clearly incompetent so called doctor press around at random on my chest, knowing I was dying, and there was nothing I could do about it. And then a blonde woman dressed like a stereotypical Hollywood streetwalker rushed in and began beating him about the face! I was so eager to know what she was shouting about that I popped back into my body. And here I am!"

MDMaryTed said...

Thank you Wanders. I kept looking at that panel and thought something was off, even for MW. It was Drew doing chest compressions on a patient rather than using a defibrillator. Perhaps Young Dr. Drew should take all that $$ (we know it will be more than the $5K) that he will be "loaning" Ashlee and buy his clinic the equipment it needs? Might help the clinic's mortality rate.

KitKat said...

“I don’t care if you’re having a heart attack — give me back my Rolex!”

Ashlee really does need that money from Drew. She can’t even afford sponge toe separators.

Two questions for KM: (1) What’s with the “young Dr. Cory” blather this week? (2) Does Ashlee drive the heap parked behind her trailer when she meets Drew for dinner, shows up at the People’s Clinic, etc.?

hmmm said...

KitKat - If Ashlee couldn’t afford sponge toe separators, she could have easily pulled some stuffing out of her couch and used that.

KitKat said...

hmmm, that’s a fine observation. Depending on how often Ashlee gives herself pedicures, it could be years before that couch hits the floor. By that time, the entire trailer might crumble.

I bet Bella Hadid didn’t start her modeling career like this.

Thunderheels said...

Just out of idle curiosity I looked up defibrillators on Amazon. They do have some. However, Dr. Drew will have to be careful. Under the search "defibrillators for hospitals" the second item in line is:
Frito-Lay Ultimate Snack Care Package, Variety Assortment of Chips, Cookies, Crackers & More, 40 Count
For those who want to see more: https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Package-Variety-Assortment-Crackers/dp/B01EAG3VZA/ref=sr_1_2?crid=2J25PBS3DHUE6&dchild=1&keywords=defibrillator+machine+for+hospital&qid=1626784008&rdc=1&sprefix=defibrillator+machine%2Caps%2C249&sr=8-2
I can see Dr. Drew trying to get a machine while he is hungry and ordering the wrong thing accidently, or due to his unquestionable genius.

Bill the Butcher said...

But Bellaha did.

Bill the Butcher said...

Cthulhu, I'm bad at drawing hands, as anyone who's seen my comic strip can attest, but I certainly never drew a big toe on someone's hand in my nine years as a cartoonist.

Anonymous said...


The lobby smackdown evidently didn't get her point across sufficiently, so Ashlee needs to up her game. So please please please have her barge into the O.R. while Drew is performing malprac . . . uh, surgery, cursing and contaminating everything. If Drew happens to be operating on someone Shauna knows well, all the better.

-- Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...

See? I knew the other day that Ashlee had run off with the defibrillator! There are so many things wrong with these panels, it’s tough to know where to begin.

I thought the same thing as you, Bill The Butcher. That is definitely a toe, not a thumb. Maybe June was in the middle of drawing Ashlee’s enormous Flintstone foot when she got a phone call. Getting back to her drawing, she forgot where she was and drew Ashlee’s toe onto Drew’s hand? I don’t know.

Shouldn’t there be electrodes attached to this patient’s chest? And from the monitor, it looks like it’s been only one second since he flat-lined. Was everyone expecting this so they were ready to jump in with CPR? Why are Baldy and Toothy Ruthy just standing there? Shouldn’t they be administering adrenaline or something?

I think that must be a dummy (one of three others in the room) lying on the bed and Drew is just teaching a CPR class. That’s why Baldy looks so crabby. He was supposed to have the day off.

HelenClark

Garnet said...

Dr Drew definitely has toes for fingers.

I was taught that the function of CPR is to keep blood flowing in the patient's body until they get to a hospital. This patient is in the hospital and is still receiving CPR. I think he's toast.

Now would be an awkward time for Ashlee for come in and have one of her tantrums.

Sandi Ego said...

Cardio Day!

Jerry Smith said...

There is no way someone as hot and greedy as Trashlee would be living in that kind of squalor. Not unless she had some severe drug or mental illness prob ...

Never mind. Carry on.