Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Mary Worth 3692

Perhaps a more accurate text should read, "Killed another patient today. Buried in paperwork. Don't barge in and swear at me."

16 comments:

Bill the Butcher said...
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Bill the Butcher said...

So whose message to Trashlee came to Drew's phone by mistake, and which he's now reading? And how did it come to Drew's phone? Only explanation: it isn't his phone. He stole it from Trashlee while she was stealing his Rolex. They're made for each other! Wedding Bell(e)s now!

fauxprof said...

He’s looking at that text as if he’s so proud of having composed something so eloquent. Oh, and that wasn’t a patient, yesterday. People’s Clinic can’t afford a Resusci-Annie. They got a cut rate Resusci-Eddie from a store that specializes in blow-up dolls. Drew was trying to demonstrate CPR to a pair of uninterested staffers.

Actually, we’re burying the lead,here. How did Ashlee manage a full sized shower with water pressure, hot water and clouds of steam in a tiny run-down camper?

Thunderheels said...

Thanks, Wanders for a spot on comment this morning!

Further proof Drew is an idiot. Ashlee is already volatile, and he is dumb enough to cancel their date via text? Of course, he doesn't have to hear her cuss him out, until she shows up at the clinic.

KitKat said...

fauxprof, I wondered the same thing about Ashlee’s shower. I’m thinking she’s showering someplace other than her trailer. At a truck stop? Or perhaps she joined the gym she mentioned to Drew in her list of career needs, and she’s showering in the locker room. Wherever, either she is tall or that shower head is mounted too low. Also, she’s spending all day getting ready for the evening?

Drew bought his phone at Toddle Time Toys in Santa Roymart.

Anonymous said...


Wanders, you're a riot today!

@KitKat, I think truck stops charge for showers, so I can't see her ponying up for that. Maybe she broke into somebody's house.

As huge an improvement as this story line is over the usual MW dreck, it's been bogging down a bit lately. We've already done the canceled date/outrage thing. Give us fresh drama!

-- Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...

Ashlee will storm into the hospital lobby just as Drew is returning to Mary’s book cart “CPR For, On, and Around Dummies.”

In a wild coincidence, Shauna’s dermatitis has started acting up again and she’s back for the ointment that Drew forgot to give her at the clinic. The battle continues! Shauna is just itching for a fight!

HelenClark

hmmm said...

“Killed another patient today. Buried in paperwork.”

Why was that? Couldn’t his family afford a coffin?

MDMaryTed said...

Oh wow! Drew's Kindle sends text messages?

Vince said...

OK. Let's see. Where do I hit send on this thing?

Anonymous said...


THURSDAY

Well, at least she's going to ask.

-- Scottie McW.

Garnet said...

(Thursday). Ashlee is so angry her iris and pupil have disappeared!

Bill the Butcher said...

THE PORTRAIT OF DREW COREY

Somewhere in the trailer is a painting. An old, old painting, of a woman, once blonde, but now terribly aged, grey hair straggly, skin wrinkled like canyons, toothless mouth drooping, the stamp of evil in every bit of her features. Once the painting was well kept, now it is peeling, mouldy, the canvas wearing thin.

Trashlee very urgently needs that painting professionally restored. Why, she can feel the years attacking her even as she showers!

“Five thousand, ” she thinks, grinding her teeth together, but not too hard, in case one falls out. “The restorer said it would cost five thousand. Drew Corey, you shall pay!”

KitKat said...

Why does Ashlee have to wait until tomorrow morning to confront Drew? Is she intending to buy him a coffee that she’s planning to fling in his face? After all, she finished painting her toenails and then took a shower, so what else is on her agenda besides drying off, doing her hair, and throwing on a pair of Daisy Dukes, a cutoff top, and those hoop-de-hoop earrings?

On the subject of the shower, is that moisture dripping on the wall, or a toxic substance? Her towel has tiny black projections - hmmm.

Anonymous said...


@KitKat, now that you mention it, these past two days marks the first time we've seen Ash without her hoop-de-hoops. Almost didn't recognize her.

-- S. McW.

hmmm said...

I think KM is channeling me! I spent most of yesterday up to my elbows in bleach scrubbing mold off the grout on my bathroom tile! Hate humid summers!