Ah, the dog days of summer. Just what we've waited for. We endured girl fights, profanity, bizarre dreams, and at last we've finally arrived: Meddling on a Bench! It's why we're here. It's what we live for. Please don't let it end too soon!
8 comments:
Thunderheels
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Ah, Mary has entered "Meddle Mode". Time to don her Full Meddle Jacket, Put on some Heavy Meddle, and put the Pedal to the Meddle.
Since we finally have arrived at Ultima Mary Meddle time, shouldn’t Drew be laying on the bench? It’s unhelpful that Jeff forgot to install a chair for Mary, but she could sit on the ground near the transparent fish. “All right Drew, haven’t you been in ‘devastated’ mode for the past five years?”
Mary: Devastated? Oh, please. Drew, take it from me. Girlfriends are like dogs. They’re all pretty much the same. You lose one; you just go out and get another. Capisce?
After my constant complaining that Mary was AWOM (Absent WithOut Meddle) for so long, in all fairness, I can't quibble with her presence, even if it is thoroughly unlikely, sure to be loaded with meaningless, unhelpful bromides, and awkward. I agree with MDTed, there is no real meddling without muffins. I'm surprised at Mary's not insisting that she and Drew take a slice of the special kelk-laced guava upside down cake she made for dessert on their walk and talk.
Awww, I'm sure he can find another mentally unstable woman who would be happy to exploit his money and stupidity. Maybe he can try Tinder or any of those other apps?
I noticed they were both briefly thrust into a gray void yesterday.
8 comments:
Ah, Mary has entered "Meddle Mode". Time to don her Full Meddle Jacket, Put on some Heavy Meddle, and put the Pedal to the Meddle.
Since we finally have arrived at Ultima Mary Meddle time, shouldn’t Drew be laying on the bench? It’s unhelpful that Jeff forgot to install a chair for Mary, but she could sit on the ground near the transparent fish. “All right Drew, haven’t you been in ‘devastated’ mode for the past five years?”
It's not a full on meddle without muffins!
Drew: And now that she’s gone. I’m devastated!
Mary: Devastated? Oh, please. Drew, take it from me. Girlfriends are like dogs. They’re all pretty much the same. You lose one; you just go out and get another. Capisce?
HelenClark
Drew: And now that she’s gone. I’m devastated!
Mary: Devastated? Drew, you don’t even know the meaning of the word. Devastated is what your father would be if I left him.
Drew: And if he left you?
Mary: Then he’d be decapitated.
HelenClark
After my constant complaining that Mary was AWOM (Absent WithOut Meddle) for so long, in all fairness, I can't quibble with her presence, even if it is thoroughly unlikely, sure to be loaded with meaningless, unhelpful bromides, and awkward. I agree with MDTed, there is no real meddling without muffins. I'm surprised at Mary's not insisting that she and Drew take a slice of the special kelk-laced guava upside down cake she made for dessert on their walk and talk.
Awww, I'm sure he can find another mentally unstable woman who would be happy to exploit his money and stupidity. Maybe he can try Tinder or any of those other apps?
I noticed they were both briefly thrust into a gray void yesterday.
I was going to say what someone already posted. Devastated? Nothing freshly baked muffins won't cure (in the Worthisphere)
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