Monday, September 13, 2021

Mary Worth 3726

First of all I missed this gem yesterday:
Wilbur tried to meet girls at the dog beach. They were all dogs. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Sound the trumpets! Mary's gonna Meddle! A variety of muffins sounds very promising.


Anonymous said...

"I made a variety of muffins."

Of course you did. That's all you ever do. Every day, batch after batch of muffins, muffins, muffins.

She needs an intervention.

-- Scottie McW.

KitKat said...

Mary wakes up at 4 a.m. daily to bake muffins. There must be muffins in every drawer, cupboard, and closet. Her motto is, “When the meddling gets either nonexistent or tough, the tough bake muffins.” Scottie McW. pegged it perfectly: this woman needs help.

Ian Cameron, PhD said...

A variety of muffins. Sounds like the perfect solution for An Interesting Mix of Ills.

MDMaryTed said...

Finally! Mary, a variety of muffins and platitudes!!! Whoo Hoo!!

meg said...

Wilbur looks out the window of Mary’s apartment and observes fun couple Saul and Eve, companionably walking their dogs. Eureka! thinks Wilbur.

Next scene, Wilbur, trying to walk his new cat on a leash.

(Imaginary phone call: Estelle? Wilbur. Would you like to go cat-walking to Cat Beach? I’ve got an extra leash for Libby!)

Vince said...

You comedians have us laughing today.

Sandi Ego said...

Life is like a variety of never know what digetive ailment you're gonna get.

Anonymous said...

I thought Saul was referring to Eve when he said he’d taken his girl to the dog beach. I figured he didn’t want Eve to feel self conscious by taking her to the babe beach.

Larreyn said...

I missed eating muffins. Gonna get one tom.

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