Tuesday, March 29, 2022

Mary Worth 3860

The faculty at SCCc really like Helen. She always plans the best surprise parties. She's super fun, and a very creative cake maker.

8 comments:

KitKat said...

Helen: “And by the way, Toby, your shirt, lipstick, and earrings are too matchy-matchy!”

Toby: “!”

Anonymous said...


Hell hath no fury?

-- Scottie McW.

Eric said...

That's gotta be Cal's mother, right? He's already mentioned her.

LouiseF said...

"Others will want to know"?! I would love to hear Toby tell her to "MYOB" in classic Ann Landers fashion. If Helen Moss knows anything about filing possible Title 9 cases, she doesn't show it when she says "others will want to know", as if she is planning to start a gossip chain about Toby rather than filing a formal complaint. She probably knows that testifying that she spied on Toby and Cal is going to sound vengeful and Gladys Kravitz (the nosy neighbor in "Bewitched")-like so she's sticking to an empty threat. Toby doesn't do herself any favors either by suggesting Helen may want to try "befriending" her students. Always amazed how clumsily this strip handles important issues.

Chester the Dog said...

Helen = Karen?

Thunderheels said...

Toby: "Ha! I thrust my breasts in your face, hag. Do not try to intimidate me!"

MissScarlet said...

Well, this really can't go far, can it? Helen can tell all the people she wants, but there is no proof and no complaint. So many colleges have been found to ignore or take limited action when people have filed actual charges against teachers and professors that it's hard to imagine anyone doing anything here. Will that make Helen even angrier?

hmmm said...

LouiseF and MissScarlet. Maybe by “others” Helen is talking about Ian. Moss can be a Scottish name can’t it? Maybe Helen and Ian are both members of the Old Bag, Bagpipers.